Ah, well, long story short: God was pissy at humanity for some reason or another and punished 'em by flooding the earth. He warned a guy named Noah about this and he built a huge boat that could fit two of every animal, and some of his buddies.
And that's the group that lived! They wandered around until they found a nice island and settled down there.
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And that's the group that lived! They wandered around until they found a nice island and settled down there.