notabluesbro | 35th Confession [video]

Well, isn't this freaking fantastic?

[Hey guys. Guess who's upside down and stuck to his ceiling? Everything else is in it's normal gravity and positions, of course, so this isn't exactly the best shift he could have picked. Even worse, his journal is stuck on Blingee Mode, and it's not going away.

Not that he's aware it's ruining is perfect grumping face. Stupid shift week. It's ruining his fatherly duties here. And uh, maybe it was his turn to feed the stupid animals, he's not sure.]

Anyone have any interesting tales they've got from this one? I've heard of people's hair turning into brooms--go ahead and ask Vash about that, but I have pictures if he denies it. Maybe I'll make a few medals for 'weirdest shift of the week' for someone. Maybe then you'll feel a little better about walking through a door and ending up in the middle of the ocean, or something.

['NYEOW.'

Kuroneko skutters across the ceiling, right behind Wolfwood.

He sighs and gives up hope that he'll be getting down today.]

Looks like the lights are my only friends up here.

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... True. But he can probably do that without the shift, just to annoy you.

[YOU NEVER KNOW.]

But I promise, the moment I start getting shiny like that, you can throw me in the nearest room and lock it.

He does it now, I'm blaming you for giving him the idea.

[Fair warning.]

Good. I'm not keeping Vash from taking pictures though.

That's okay, I got plenty of pictures of his little shifting problem myself.

Did you want some copies?

[HEUEHEUHEUHUE]

Edited 2012-08-08 20:47 (UTC)

...That's seriously tempting.

[Seriously, Amelia's considering this. Who knew when the opportunity to blackmail Vash would come in handy?]

Isn't it? Think of the endless possibilities. He'd never live it down!

You don't need my help for that.

[But hey, who is she to pass up good material like this?]

The problem is the grief he might give him if he finds out I've got pictures of him. Even those.