Well, then I'd have a whole week to myself with no one to shout in my ear about how they need help all the time. Ahhhhh, it'd be bliss! Maybe I'll even help myself to some of the booze in your room.

[And the apartment alone with Meryl agai- wait. Did he just think that? No. He didn't just think that. He was thinking about how she'd still be there to nag him too. Yeah. That's it.]