notabluesbro | 35th Confession [video]

Well, isn't this freaking fantastic?

[Hey guys. Guess who's upside down and stuck to his ceiling? Everything else is in it's normal gravity and positions, of course, so this isn't exactly the best shift he could have picked. Even worse, his journal is stuck on Blingee Mode, and it's not going away.

Not that he's aware it's ruining is perfect grumping face. Stupid shift week. It's ruining his fatherly duties here. And uh, maybe it was his turn to feed the stupid animals, he's not sure.]

Anyone have any interesting tales they've got from this one? I've heard of people's hair turning into brooms--go ahead and ask Vash about that, but I have pictures if he denies it. Maybe I'll make a few medals for 'weirdest shift of the week' for someone. Maybe then you'll feel a little better about walking through a door and ending up in the middle of the ocean, or something.

['NYEOW.'

Kuroneko skutters across the ceiling, right behind Wolfwood.

He sighs and gives up hope that he'll be getting down today.]

Looks like the lights are my only friends up here.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [Oh wait... did he say broom?]

WOLFWOOD! DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!

AND I WANT THOSE PICTURES!

Edited 2012-08-05 05:35 (UTC)

[AMELIA SHOWED ME THE HORROR

FUCK YOU, SPIKEY.

Okay, so maybe that's an overstatement. Still.]

No way in hell, needle noggin. These pictures are comedy gold.

Trade you them for the ones I just took of you.

Nah, this is recorded. I'm already screwed.

[Seriously, this is recorded for posterity.]

But yours are way worse. So no trade, sorry.

Aww! Come on Wolfwood! I'll babysit whenever you want! I'll feed the cats for a whole year!

Hmm... You're trying pretty hard there. You really so eager to get rid of these great pictures?

YES!

...

You're going to have to try harder than that. It's not always easy, getting blackmail this good, y'know.

BLACKMAIL!? WHAT KIND OF PREACHER MAN ARE YOU!?

[he cackles at that

what kind of preacherman do I look like, bro??]

Wolfwood. I want those pictures back now.

You'll have to come get them, broomhead.

Alright then. [Walking to your bedroom.] Cough them up Mr. Sparkly Preacher. [No, he doesn't think it will be that easy.]

... No.

[Staring you down intensely from the ceiling.

What now, Spikey

what now]

Wolfwood. Give me. Those. Pictures. [Fishing around in his pockets.]

Not a snowball's chance in hell.

[ARE YOU REALLY GONNA START A FIGHT? LET'S GO, MOTHERFUCKA'.]

Edited 2012-08-10 11:50 (UTC)

[Vash takes out a handful of dice. He plays with them a bit before sitting down and getting comfortable in a nearby chair.] Last chance to cough up those pictures. [TOSSING ONE OF THOSE DICE AT YOUR HEAD JUST TO MAKE HIS POINT. He can do this all day!]

[Vash pls. I'm a highly trained assassin.

He catches the dice in his hand with a snap, clutching it hard.]

Do you really wanna hurt yourself today, Vash the Stampede?

I'd like to see you try to reach me.

[Hm................

He prepares to throw the dice...!]

[--but suddenly looks to the doorway, looking nervous and hiding the dice behind his back.]

Oh, hey, hon!

[OH CRAP! MILLY! Vash is already turning his head towards the doorway.] T-THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK! WOLFWOOD HE- [Wait... who is he suppose to be defending himself from? That empty space there?]

[and then wolfwood took out a gun magazine

and flung it sharply at vash's head

piss off]

OW! [No fair! That was a lot bigger and heavier then a single dice!]

YOU JERK! JUST GIVE ME THOSE PICTURES! [And you can't have an unlimited supply up there!]

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[Voice] YOU FIEND YOU!

[Voice] you deserved it for your foolishness, spikey

[Voice] That he did!