1st Confession [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

[Waking up dazed and confused in a desert with wings on your back... after thinking you're dead... never really helps a situation. Last he checked he was inking out his last bit of life on a church floor. And now he's in a shitty pile of sand with black wings on his shoulders. He was either alive and tripping back home in Gunsmoke, or he was on the road to a less than impressive Hell. But... that's a forest in the distance? He must've been seeing things. Worth a shot, at least?

So he staggers for an hour like a confused drunk and finally makes it to this green, wondrous land, were he just... collapses near the closest stream and drinks until his poor lungs feel a little better. Of course, after taking a short nap under a tree, he wakes up to a fat drop of rain smacking him in the forehead.]

Wha...?

[Is that... rain? Really? That's... sort of a miracle. Lots of miracles lately, eh? The journal falls open and voices trickle out of it. So after staring at it for a few minutes, he... speaks at it. After all, looking crazy is better than sitting out in a rainstorm--

He can't believe he's actually in rain. Real rain, none of that feigned sprinkler crap. And the desert's so goddamn tiny...]

Hello...?

Why in God's name am I talking to a book...

Can anyone tell me where the heck this place is? I'd also be really grateful if anyone could point me to the nearest food stand... Mainly if it has a nice, sturdy roof and something either warm or alcoholic to drink...

[A thoughtful pause. His back did feel too light...]

...And, uh... if you've seen a giant cross sitting around, let me know, huh?

Comments

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[goldenglasses]

I meant running in it. Just wait to you try to walk on ice. [He is looking forward to seeing that!]

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[notabluesbro]

[...... Wolfwood + ice = never a good thing.]

I'll just... stay inside the whole time.

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[goldenglasses]

Fine you do that then if your so afraid of a little snow.

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[notabluesbro]

...

You can go break your ass, I'm not planning to.

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[goldenglasses]

I haven't done that yet.

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[notabluesbro]

Maybe not on ice yet, but the case still stands that you're gonna end up breaking something on ice, someday. Since you're already such a spaz.

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[goldenglasses]

Am not.

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[notabluesbro]

Are to.

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[goldenglasses]

Am. Not.

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[notabluesbro]

You'd slip on a banana peel in the desert, I bet. I wonder how many beer bottles you've accidentally skied with in your lifetime. Probably more than you've had beers drank.

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[goldenglasses]

I'm not that clumsy!

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[notabluesbro]

[Just. Smirks.

Because he totally just won this conversation~]

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[goldenglasses]

[Stubborn pout. Mutters under his breath.] I'm not...