7th Confession [Video/Action]

[notabluesbro]

[It's been a tough week, but Vash and Wolfwood had managed through it... semi-well. Quite frankly, it's fantastic to be free of the costumes and the 'holiday spirit'. Besides, Wolfwood has to show at least 10 percent of his chest in order to feel everything's right in the world. Overall, a wonderful morning of complete uneventfullness. Beautiful!

The video flicks on to show Vash and Wolfwood sitting at the Seventh Heaven, having a simple meal and discussing the ettiquettes of filtering posts—Jesus, that's enough food to kill an elephant, and they're slowly going through it like food-eating pros, despite being crouched over a little screen.]

And then you just—

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And that's all there is too it.

...That's ridiculous. Why can't it just have a 'filter this from people' button?

[Vash is going for a forkful of spaghetti on his plate, but Wolfwood sharply and oh-so-casually cuts him off, taking the food to his fork instead. The spikey-haired man may or may not have grown an angry vein on his forehead while Wolfwood messes with the journal himself]

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Don't ask me, I'm just showing you how it works—

[And cling! Vash intercepts Wolfwood's fork and avenges his spaghetti by taking them potatoes off the priest's plate of food! Wolfwood offers a look that screams 'it's on, you spikey-headed bastard'.]

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[And thus the battle begins, and the journal is shoved off to the side, long forgotten except when hit by a stray elbow. Their forks act as epic swords of food battle, metallic-ly clinging while they fight for what remains on that table. Vash goes for a bread roll—INTERSECTED BY A BUTTERKNIFE!!]

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[And when Wolfwood aims for the last piece of fish, Vash slams his fist onto the edge of the plate and it soars right over into his mouth. You rotten bastard, you!

Now all that remained was... aha, we meet again, wee little sausage. Wolfwood and Vash lock narrowed eyes for a moment before aiming to steal this glorious final piece of victory, and it bounces from fork to fork, getting stabbed, blocked in midair, hit out of each other's hand—!!

Anyone in the place is probably either mortified by this duel to the foody death, or probably wondering how they learned to fight with forks so very well. Whatever the case, this is going on for... a while. Who is the victor?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TRIGUN, EPISODE WHAT-THE-HELL!!]



[ooc: Both Vash and Wolfwood'll be replying together to any replies, just a warning! XD]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Wolfwood! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! [If that works or not Vash is making a stab at that sausage with his fork.]

[notabluesbro]

[What, really.]

You're crazy if you think you can trick me with something so stupid!

[Cuts off that fork of yours and the poor sausage falls back onto the plate between their locked utensils.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is going to make a grab for the plate with his free hand to try to raise it up high away from your stabbing fork.]

[Video]

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind him, he'll just be watching the both of you clobber each other for a moment.]

Re: [Video]

[notabluesbro]

[Well that's fantastic, because he's totally not noticing the kid staring at them. He's kind of busy becoming the next great samurai of dinner tables.]

[Video]

[goldenglasses]

[Wolfwood isn't the only one who doesn't notice the journal. He's too busy waving his fork like a madman trying to stab that sausage away from Wolfwood.]

[Action] /plays the funeral march

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Gentlemen.

Considering you are both specialized gunmen and have felt the tremor that comes with a heightened sense of danger, you may eventually notice that the dining area feels a lot more... ominous.

... Or, you could be so engrossed in that battle, impending doom escapes your notice. Whichever the case may be--

You're actually safe for now. 8Db No chefs are prowling around here! CONTINUE at your own peril]

Re: [Action] /...trembles in fear

[notabluesbro]

[Ohohoho, normally Wolfwood would totally pick up on this vibe.

...But the food, it beckons him to the point of complete obliviousness. He proceeds to block Vash's arm with one and stabs with the other hand toward the savory food.]

[Action] It was nice knowing you guys

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is too busy being warped up in must beat Wolfwood mode to pick up on that vibe right away.

So as Wolfwood blocks him with one arm he throws his glass of water in the priest's face and steals that fork with the last sausage on it right out of his hand.]

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

Could you please fight a bit more quietly.

[notabluesbro]

[... Oh... Looks back to Vash. It's all your fault, you know. You should just let me have the food and stop being a buttmunch.]

[goldenglasses]

[He's going to try to pop that sausage in his mouth while you're busying giving him looks that do no good.]

Voice

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ Do you FEEL her vein popping in her forehead, boys? ]

CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO!

Re: Voice

[notabluesbro]

[...Pauses. But only for, like, a second. Note the interlocked forks hovering in the air.]

Oh, hey, Meryl! How are you doing, today?

Voice

[goldenglasses]

He started it!

[video] this is possibly the best post ever

[fourteen]

[ ... okay, even Xion can't stay unhappy when presented with something as ridiculous as this. though at first she's just ... nonplussed. ]

Wolfwood? Vash? ... what are you two doing?

Re: [video] we needed a food fight post *eventually*! :Db

[notabluesbro]

[Stopping to wave in-between this horrible scene. At this point, he's enjoying seeing people on the journal—the more the merrier, at this point!]

Xion! Nice seeing you this wonderful day! How're you doing?

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[.....should she or shouldn't she? Hmm.]

It was nice knowing you two.

Re: [Video]

[notabluesbro]

[blink, blink.]



Huh?

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[returninghope.livejournal.com]

... You two do realize how damn disrespectful this is, right?!

Re: [Video]

[notabluesbro]

[You get this look, mister!]

It's not my fault he wants to be complicated!

[Video]

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[This? This is Kohaku laughing pretty darn hard.

In any other situation involving food, she might freak out, but...this is just too funny. Check off one more reason she's happy she doesn't need food, though.]

Re: [Video]

[notabluesbro]

[Eeeh? He looks at the journal with fork still in midair.]

It's not nice to laugh at my misfortunes, Kohaku!

[Because clearly this is needle noggin's fault.]

[Video]

[catus_carnival]

See? Food-related grudges are scary, meow.

Re: [Video]

[notabluesbro]

[Still fighting when he replies~!]

That's right—! Listen to the nice lady and give up before you go too far!