notabluesbro | 24th Confession [Partially Accidental Video/Action]

Ow, ow, ow, ow!!!

[This morning is starting off excellently, Wolfwood. Just peachy.

Ugh, what a headache. What a bodyache. They didn't have to be so rude about kidnapping him. Once the drugs have started to wear off and he can walk in a straight line, he'll retrieve the journal slung open against a tree and speak up into it, now that he notes it's recording anyway. Whelp, at least the journal was trying to offer an act of kindness. Even if it did squat... Nah, right now he was too worried about a.) Amelia's problems with Legato, b.) Vash being a dumbass while sick, and most of all, c.) how Milly's doing.]

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Looks like I'm back. How long did they have me this time? [He makes a fist and presses his back grumpily; they also managed to give him back his clothes. How sweet.] And I think I actually got it good this time; no problems as far as I can tell...

...

Did I miss anything? Please tell me it was at least peaceful around here.

[Because we don't all have to come out of this annoyed, right?]

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[You can catch him fully clothed and walking through or out of the forest. Maybe he'll stop by the restaurant or the bar. Gotta refuel myself, ya' know. Little does Wolfwood know, he's actually effected by his shitty ~~luck~~ mallynap: he can't answer any question untruthfully. Won't this be just good fun for a certain spikey-headed bastard. Otherwise, he's doing just peachy. B|]

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I'm guessing you ate some pretty weird ocean life in your time.

Oi oi, you wouldn't know a shitty difference if I cooked it for you.

That depends on if I find any eyeballs, claws, or fishy parts in the process.

[You uncultured swine. Sanji waves off your concerns like smoke]

I'll see what I can do.

[Well, duh. Gunsmoke.]

Wonderful to hear.

... By the way, thanks.

[He doesn't even need to know you spoke to Vash and Milly to know you've spoken with Vash and Milly.]

Eh? ... Don't mention it. [And Sanji doesn't even need to be aware of what he's being thanked for, to know Wolfwood means it.]

And by the way... why didn't you ever mention Amelia-san?

[HNNNGH QUESTION

... but fortunately, one he'd answer truthfully anyway.]

We're all being a little... cautious right now. That last shift had her, uh, as girlfriend to a certain asshole from our world. Chances are if he finds out too much, he'll use her against me or Vash.

[... Which fucking sucks. He's not the kind to enjoy being pushed around like this, but with the circumstances as is? It's hard to do anything permanent to solve it, huh?]

[No elaboration is needed on certain assholes. Sanji's eye slits]

Tch. That explains why she looked nervous giving out her name and Vash's. Ho-- [He stops abruptly before the question is finished - damn, but that's annoying - and considers it carefully. While he doesn't like forcing Wolfwood to talk... in the end he decides to put faith in how much he'd tell him regardless]

How much do you think certain assholes know about her? Or is it too hard to tell.

Well... [That's the hard part, ain't it?] I'm not entirely sure yet, but...

[A pause, as he presses his hand to his mouth. But he knows he has to admit it. He can tell from Legato's tone that he's got a really fucking good hunch.]

I slipped and told her things she didn't want to hear. And then Amelia slipped, I think.... Probably told him she knew he killed me. From how the bastard talks, he probably ventured a guess about her being from Gunsmoke after that.

[Frankly, only you and Mihai know he's dead, outside of his usual traveling buddies. He had no intention of telling her without being forced his hand.]

... This is a problem. [No shit, Sherlock, but they both know Legato is no fool. And at this point the psycho could easily torture Amelia on a half-guess and get the same result]

I'll talk to her.

[Even if it won't do much.]

But once he's got an idea, I can't imagine Legato'd just let it go, until he knew he was right. And even then... he knows she's close enough.

[Gotta watch my blood pressure.]

She's at least staying with me and Vash and the girls, for now. It's as safe as we can make it, without making this messy.

Maybe with his master gone, the shitty dog won't bite as freely. [There's a question in that statement somewhere]

... Or maybe it just makes him more restless.

[He hasn't forgotten Kaori and the shitty ordeal that followed. In fact, all of Wolfwood's dangerous encounters with him had been before Knives came and went.]

Without his purpose in life, he's more rabid.

[At least, from what he's witnessed.]

[So it's about what Sanji figured, when pushing optimism to the side.]

Well, if you end up needing help, putting the dog down for a few weeks... [Whether or not Legato's as dangerous as Vash and Wolfwood make him out to be, it's against Sanji's policies to back down from a good brawl.]

[LOL OPTIMISM. Clearly a factor missing in Wolfwood's life.

But still. He tries.]

I'll be sure to remember that. For now, he's been fairly quiet, so... we'll see how it goes.

... Sure would like to muzzle the sonofabitch, though.

Heeeh. Save all stupid attempts for after you stop spilling your shitty guts and secrets everywhere. I'm sure he'd love to have a word or two with you right now.

[UUUUUUUUUUGH]

Right, right. Goddammit all.

... On the other hand, maybe Milly-chan can get a confession out of you this way~!!

... What are you going on about, chef?

What do you think, dumbass? Forced to speak of any feelings the lady requires of you~!

[Don't mind him; he's fanboying in a corner]

[... My god.]

Well I hate to break it to you, but I'm totally and entirely honest to begin with.

... Really.

[He's. Skeptical. Not entirely disbelieving, but his brows arch up high]

[It wasn't in a questioning tone, totally not counting it as a question.]

Isn't that how all relationships work? Open and accepting! I save all my lies and deceit for you and Vash.

[AM I KIDDING OR NOT]

I'm flattered, bastard. Nice to know you care.

[LIKE A GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE. B|]

[BIGGEST FUCKIN' GRIN.]

Nice to know you're flattered.

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