notabluesbro | 30th Confession [Action/Voice]

Sagittarius (End o' November):

• Being unique just means you don't fit in.

• RUN! For gods sake, run!

• Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it.

• It will rain tomorrow. Guaranteed.

[Action | Monday]

[The good news: he foresaw misery for his week. But then, it really doesn't prepare you for the shit that happens anyway. `_`

Case in point: You can find him running. And he can't stop. He will not stop. If he talks to you? He'll be jogging in place, because he cannot even control himself thanks to this FUCKING HOROSCOPE. And even worse, the running is 24 hours long. That's right, for all of Monday he is running up a storm. Catch him running to the Trigun house with a brown paper bag (probably booze, come on), or find him smoking outside of the bar (hello I'm running in circles), or you can find him running trying to stop himself. That is, he's holding onto a tree branch for dear life while his legs are still moving.

But it gets worse. So much worse. When he finally can get himself to stop one day later, he wakes up next to Milly with a really bad problem. That is... the coy submissiveness comes rolling in. He can't even fight the damn thing. He hops up naked and drags the blanket over him flustered red. Shit shit shit. Y-you're naked and I'm naked and this is just... eeeeeh.

..... This is going to be a bad day. And the sad thing is? He can't even tell just how bad yet. He sneaks downstairs once this whole affair with Milly is done with his gaze focused to the floor. And. Makes some food. And you know what he does? He pets Kuroneko. Like, in a sort of cautious way, with a worried frown. There, there, you crazy cat.]

[Voice | Tuesday]

S-so... [... He itches his nose.] We're... having a shift. I wouldn't be worried about it; it'll go away in a matter of time. They don't keep 'em running for a whole long time.

[No eye contact with the journal, and the voice is considerably low and polite.]

It'll all blow over, don't sweat it... Right? I think so, anyway...

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

.... What are you talking about?

In league with what??

Like you don't already know! Trying to get on my good side again are you? Well, I'm not falling for it this time!

I-I really don't know what you're talking about...

[Avoiding eye contact, because you're kind of making me all nervous here. /)_(\]

HA! [Look at you, avoiding eye contact. He knew it.] Just like you didn't know anything about Knives, right?

...

[:C]

I already told you, I'm not doing anything... I'm just making breakfast...

Hmph. I'm not falling for your tricks anymore. [And he's not going to stay in the same room either. He stands and starts to clear his bowl from the table.]

Heyyy, wait a sec!

[Typical Wolfwood solution: headlock

Event solution: whine and mope.]

Can you at least tell me why you're acting so weird??

[Don't give him the kicked puppy act! He's the one who's been wronged, not you! It's just making him mad.] It's simple. I've figured out all your lies, so just dropped the act already. I'm not falling for it anymore.

What lies?

[;_; I HAVE BEEN (RELATIVELY) HONEST]

I said stop it, alright! I'm not an outlaw here and Knives isn't around so I really haven't figured out what you have to gain just yet. So just stop, because I swear if whatever you got planned hurts the girls in anyway, I won't forgive you. Keep it just between the three of us. [You, him, and his hair. IS HIS HAIR THE MASTERMIND!?]

I would never hurt the girls! What's with you...??

...

Who's the third person?

[He grabs his top hat and pulls it closer to his head.] I SAID DROP THE ACT ALREADY!

V-vash...

[Wait... What if—? Nah, it can't be! Can it...?]

Is this because I make fun of your hair? Because if it is, I'm sorry, man.

Yeah, you'd like me to still think that wouldn't you?! That you never did like my hair!

[A-aha... He looks to the side, frowning.]

Well, it does kinda look like a broom.

[SORRY MAN IT'S NOT HIS TYPE OF LOOK OKAY

DEAL W/ IT]

What's that?! Some kind of code word or something?

........ Wuh...

Why would broom be a code word...?

I don't know! You two use it enough to mean SOMETHING!

Maybe I should just shave it...

Shave your head??

[processing the imagine...

processing...

FUCK IT LOOKS HIDEOUS ON YOU.]

Th-that sounds like an awful idea!

Yeah! You would think that wouldn't you! Cut you off here on your own!

... No offense, but...

You'd look hideous if you were bald.

Hmm... yeah, I guess I would... [And Rem really liked his hair like this. It made him look like Ale-] DON'T TRY TO DISTRACT ME!

I'm not, I'm not!! [D8] I'm just saying!

YEAH! You're just saying you don't want to be cut off from your mastermind!

How can hair be a mastermind?? How does it even talk?? It's just HAIR!

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