31st Confession [Voice/Action]

[notabluesbro]

 Ugh....

[Yeah, nice to see you, too, village; Wolfwood here is just frowning at her return-outfit. 

... Wait.

Yeah, that's right, Nicholas has become a Nichola. Not that she really... knows this, because she's always been a woman. Obviously. She's at least grateful to find they left her a complimentary box of cigarettes for her troubles in the malnosso's camp. At any rate, she's stuck in one of her casual white button-ups, which leaves little to the imagination, chest-wise; typical for her, but —]



Y'know, I'd really love a decent pair of pants right about now; complaint number 1,460 from me, I know, but I can be picky when I wanna' be. Anyone know how long I've been out? [a puff of wispy smoke, followed by cold breath] Wait. Don't tell me.

Journal's pointing out I've been thrown right into the middle of a New Feather cycle...

[a click of the tongue, as she clasps her smoke between her fingers]

Huh. Well, welcome to Luceti, amigos. Hope you enjoy your stay... for whatever that's worth.

[Better start moving, Wolfwood, before your feet go frostbitten. And she should probably... address her absence. But honestly? When you're gone for the umpteenth time thanks to the Malnosso, you start getting even more casual than usual. Is this a good thing? Of course not. But it's a Thing.]

Hope my cross is still in one piece back at the house, anyway? Insurance girls, needle noggin? Amelia? You guys around? Looks like their crappy experiment on me finally wore off.

[She's hardly shy as she journeys back through the forest, into the village. First stop—pants. Need them. Black ones'll always do. Black coat. A decent pair of shoes. She'll be at the clothing department, wandering toward the trigun house, or make her way through the forest. Maybe drop in on the bar once she's got her clothes on for a quick drink to dull the headache that sometimes comes with a return.]

[[ooc: wanted to get this out of the way! replies will come tomorrow, once my icons are set up; replies will be from notabluesgirl  XD]]

Comments

[voice]

[thedicearecast]

[Amelia doesn't recognize the voice, so she's not really paying attention--right up until the woman starts saying all the things she'd expect from a certain male preacher.

That somehow manages to get her focus.]

W-Wolfwood?! [Except it can't be. Not that she's ever really checked ew, but Amelia is pretty damn sure there should be significantly fewer boobs involved in this conversation. Wolfwood turns into a girl and steals Amelia's fashion sense, geez.]

[voice]

[notabluesgirl]

[Your surprise is being read as 'surprised you're back'. Okay? Great. She grins at the familiar voice. Sure my voice is more... lady-like, but that's just a minor detail. :|]

Heeey, Amelia. Hope I missed out on the shifts this time around?

[voice] 1/3

[thedicearecast]

[...No. Not okay. NONE OF THIS IS OKAY, OKAY?

Amelia is just going to sit there. Staring.

Staring.]

[voice] 2/3

[thedicearecast]

[Please hold. The party you are trying to reach has been disconnected.






...Staring.]

[voice] done!

[thedicearecast]

[...wow her eyes are getting dry. Blinking!

All things considered, it doesn't help much.

Maybe she should try this again.]

...Wolfwood?

[voice]

[notabluesgirl]

Uh... yeah, that's me. Are you alright, over there?

[EYEBROW.]

You're acting a little weird.

[mikangirl]

[Facepalm.

Face. Palm.

Seriously, much the same reaction as Amelia; not one at all, until she hears the word 'needle noggin' and looks a little closer. And then she just shakes her head and wonders what she should even say. If anything

...]

Welcome back. [Well, that's a start.]

...let me know if you need to borrow any clothes.

[notabluesgirl]

Huh? Aaaah, right, don't even sweat it; I just need to get myself some new lingerie. [seriously my wardrobe hasn't changed at all besides that] ... I'm preeeetty sure you wouldn't want me taking your panties, right?

[mikangirl]

[THE AMOUNT OF MENTAL KEYSMASHING GOING ON HERE IS INTENSE, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. WOLFWOOD, WHYYYY.]

N-no, I...think it's better you get your own ...panties. Yup.

[notabluesgirl]

[Were you always this flail-y about underwear? :|]

Something wrong? You sound kind of off today. Don't tell me something happened while I was gone...

1/? [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash has been walking out in the forest, looking for Wolfwood still. Hey! He happens to have an extra coat with him!

So when he hears this strange voice over the journals he opens it up and starts to speak. Maybe she's nearby and could use a coat if the Malnosso sent her back in that dress.]

Are you in the woods? I might be near-

2/? [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Insurance girls, needle noggin? Amelia? You guys around? Huh? Vash is sure he doesn't know this woman. How does she know...]

3/? [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[...him.]

4/? [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[...]

5/6 [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!]

6/6 [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

BUW HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Voice]

[notabluesgirl]

.....

[what]

Alright, I'll bite for once. What the hell are you laughing at?

Unless that's how you welcome your friends back from trying ordeals.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

You... don't... know? [Bitting his lip so hard. Not that it's really helping the giggles to not escape.]

[Action]

[fleurdesel]

[Settling in bit by bit Adele scours the racks at the clothing department pointed out to her by the guide and more than a few residents that noticed her in the New Feather dress, trying to find something familiar, failing that, something professional. The half naked woman walking by interrupts her search quickly enough and it is so out of place, even here, that she cannot repress her commentary.]

Do you often wander about so undressed, or am I just lucky the Malnosso saw fit to give me a whole outfit rather than half?

...

I believe you need these far more than I. [With that Adele folds the long dark slacks she'd been looking over for a proper size, they were too long for her as it was, and offers them to the half naked and all but exposed woman next to her.]

[Action]

[notabluesgirl]

[She pauses with a small, humored, exasperated smile, graciously taking the pants in her grasp.] Thanks.

I'd definitely say you're one of the luckier ones. You know they've been nice enough to send people in completely naked before? And in the dead of winter, too. It's amazing how few people don't lose their fingers or toes just getting here.

[She drags on the pants, not particularly shy about the fact that she's half-naked to begin with.]

[Action]

[fleurdesel]

It does seem a poor choice should they wish to have their newest test subjects at the peak of their health, or as close as they will come to it here. Though if the...[her nose wrinkles in distaste.] New Feathers continue to appear in the wilderness in such extreme weather I may find work here sooner than I previously anticipated.

[Action]

[notabluesgirl]

Well, the malnosso are pretty cruel. They'd probably strap fireworks to our feet and see what happens, if they were having boring shifts that day; just how they operate.

Action

[stungunning]

Hic!

[Poof!

Milly has suddenly appeared on top of the bar, looking utterly perplexed to how she even got there in the first place.]

Aw nuts, this is getting really boring.

Action

[notabluesgirl]

[.............

Staaaaare.

Yep, this is me right in front of you, pouring myself a shot.

:| Give me a moment to realize my main squeeze isn't mallynapped anymore.]

Re: Action

[stungunning]

[This is me, sitting on the bar in front of you, looking embarrassed and not realising that you are man. Woman. Significant other. Thing.

...goodness it must be awfully cold with your bosoms out like that, person I have never met before but who dresses vaguely like my husband.]

S-sorry. I seem to be having a little trouble with the hiccups....

And winding up in funny places whenever I do.

I hope I didn't scare you!