notabluesbro | 4th Confession [Action][Event]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

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[Go figure, of all the days Yuber decides to go enjoy some time away from the idiot humans in the desert, the Malnosso decide it would be a great idea to bring the humans to him.

Yeah, he notices that hand popping up from the sand. Just a shame Wolfwood won't be noticing a sword coming towards that hand rather soon.

Hopefully the priest can get himself out before his hand is stabbed?]

[Oh, out pops a head, just in time to see a sword coming down at him—and he does a cute little swat at the ground, and in return out pops the Punisher, deflecting the tip of the blade from him!]

The hell is your problem?!

[SCRAMBLING OUT OF THE SAND WITH IT ~~AND HACKING UP A SANDY LUNG~~~]

Edited 2010-09-24 21:53 (UTC)

[And the demon grins when he sees a weapon come out. Well, if his time in the desert was to be intruded upon by humans, he may as well enjoy some bloodshed.]

You are in my territory, so that means that your blood is mine to shed now.

[And now Yuber will indeed be attacking with both of his swords now.]

In your—

[Oh, the eyes: this must've been that guy. That Yuber prick. Wolfwood brings up the wrapped cross sideways, grunting though he moves fluidly and swift with such a heavy weapon, blocking and back-stepping rather clumsily.

But at least he knew how to fight in sand...]

[Huff. >:T]

How about you just back off and let me leave? It's not like I meant to come here.

[His hand creeps over the belt on the wrappings, but he doesn't do anything yet. Maybe he won't have to fight... Prooobably will, though. :(]

How about I just kill you now and you can wait a week to return to the village? [Totally not stopping with those two swords. Yuber is indeed quite fast, despite how long the two weapons are so it will indeed take some quick movement to get out of the way of both.]

[Hnnngh shit shit shit—

The skimming of a blade across his shoulder brought the reality of the situation right up in his face; this guy was really damn fast, and he shouldn't be too surprised—he was a 'demon', after all. But if he didn't do something quick, he knew his shoulder wasn't the only place the sword'd bloodily skip across.

The preacherman turned his crucifix and, fingers under the wrappings, pulled the trigger for the machine gun. Expect a spray of bullets to emerge from the end, a sharp movement of carefully focused panic.]

[Now that was indeed one very strange gun, not that the demon was all that used to them. Honestly, about the only gunman he's dealt with here was Vash, and before that meeting a gunman was rare.

Still, if there was one thing Yuber was good at, it was dodging. Even a spray of numerous bullets isn't a problem for the demon, though he will likely not remain totally unscathed.

Well, that would be the case if he wasn't cheating. He's instead going to cheat and teleport behind Wolfwood and attempt to hit the man with his swords again.]

[A sharp turn of his head—no fair. >:|

He slams the butt of the cross into the sand, flicking in a deft motion a wave of it toward Yuber's face; hopefully enough of a disturbance for him to shift his torso in a circle and slam the end of the gun's muzzle into the demon's arms. If not, he'd have a hard time maneuvering the crucifix into defensive shield in front of him.]

[Yeah, the demon totally cheats.

And Yuber will shift in position enough to avoid that giant thing being slammed into his arm. And then with his other arm he will use a slashing motion to hopefully draw some more blood.]

[The blade nicks across his forearm as he stumbles backward, but before he can step forward with the barrel of his gun re-aimed he suddenly just... vanishes in the blink of an eye.

Which is a veeeery good thing for Mr. Priest's health, I'm sure. :U

We'll have to continue this little battle some other day, when Luceti isn't being a teleport-y douche...]

[Yes, they will, because Yuber so is not pleased about his victim vanishing on him.]

[It's not so fun when it happens to you, now is it? B|]

Edited 2010-09-25 03:14 (UTC)

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