4th Confession [Action][Event]

[notabluesbro]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

Comments

[Action]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

[Go figure, of all the days Yuber decides to go enjoy some time away from the idiot humans in the desert, the Malnosso decide it would be a great idea to bring the humans to him.

Yeah, he notices that hand popping up from the sand. Just a shame Wolfwood won't be noticing a sword coming towards that hand rather soon.

Hopefully the priest can get himself out before his hand is stabbed?]

Re: [Action] so it begins. :3c

[notabluesbro]

[Oh, out pops a head, just in time to see a sword coming down at him—and he does a cute little swat at the ground, and in return out pops the Punisher, deflecting the tip of the blade from him!]

The hell is your problem?!

[SCRAMBLING OUT OF THE SAND WITH IT AND HACKING UP A SANDY LUNG~]

[wanderer-jack.livejournal.com]

[Just after settling the dispute of the tent that had been crushed by a humanoid typhoon, a cross then streaks out of the sky and onto the remnants of the tent...and the samurai's hat. At this, the samurai just looks on in abstract horror, one eyebrow twitching at the turn of events. Is some higher power after him? Did he anger a god somewhere along the line?]

[notabluesbro]

[Funny, Jack, Wolfwood was wondering those very questions as he comes snapping through tree branches, landing right on top of where his cross had fallen. He just winces and... lays there, in defeat. Oh Lord, did he do something particularly bastardish today? Is this for hitting Vash in the head with a rock? He really didn't mean to...]

[goldenglasses]

['Sup buddy. Finally coming home? Well, guess who's still in the tree you left him in? His poor sandwich has probably spoiled by now! Never mind! Jack was kind enough to save him! Oh! And his head stopped bleeding. He'll be sitting at the table, ice pack on his pounding head, devouring a bag of donuts when you come home. Shut up. He needed them.]

[notabluesbro]

[Hey, I'm back. Don't worry, he's not teleporting in, just calmly walking through the front door, looking quite frazzled. Yuber's a jerk, the forest hates him, and the Malnosso are specifically out to get him, he thinks.]

Oh, you're out of the tree.

[He didn't bother looking in the tree, come on. B|]

[Action]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

[Naoki is just enjoying some peaceful alone time in his bedroom. Sitting on the couch in there and writing in a journal--not the journal, another one--feet kicked up on the table. Ah. It's so nice and quiet.

Just another day. There's definitely not going to be any priests randomly appearing out of thin air, right? And definitely not going to be falling on his bed/table/floor/on him, right? ...no?]

Re: [Action]

[notabluesbro]

[HOLY CRAAAAA—

And with a surprised noise and a crash, your table is probably ruined by the combined weight of almost 400 or so pounds of rushing weight. :I

A priest is laid out in whatever wreckage there may be, with a giant... very hefty cross laying across him.]

/holds place

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Things have been loud, but Usopp hasn't really been hit by a random teleportation so far; in fact, as he crosses one of Luceti's many bridges, he's juuuuuust starting to wonder if he's getting off lucky this time.

Usopp will take option 4 for 500, Alex. Ever see a Longnose flattened like a pancake? :Db

...he should have expected something like this, really. ]

/HOW DARE YOU HOLD A PLACE SO GREEDY

[notabluesbro]

[Oh, that's wonderful, Usopp deary. But if he manages to start recovering, another heavy weight'll be dropping down toward him soon after: a preacherman, who is by this point in time really sick of traveling in the blink of an eye.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Wolfwood's not teleporting on Sanji's kitchen table. Then no force alive would keep him from killing the poor fool, his fault or not.

Mr. Priest's more than free to crash on the floor, however, and scare the living bejeezus out of the busy chef clad in a pink apron and wielding his spatula like a sword]

OI, THE SHITTY FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

1/2

[notabluesbro]

[Wolfwood pops up, cross clutched in his arms and looking a little... frazzled. Maybe this is because he was teleported out of his fight with Yuber, right into Sanji's kitchen. The crucifix makes a funny hissing noise and re-collapses under the cloth wrapping... though the smoking end of it may seem a little odd.

More importantly—]

[notabluesbro]

Praise the Lord, I'm alive!

Straw Hat chain ftw! 8D ...Also placeholder >.>

[threeswordsoul.livejournal.com]

[Well. It seems to be part of Zoro's lot in life to haul drowning people out of the water, but it's usually one of his dumbass Devil Fruit user nakama. So when he walks by the lake and notices someone flailing out there, he tenses, looking harder—oh, nvm. Just some guy in a suit.

...Who clearly can't swim much better than Luffy, Brook, or Chopper. 8| Dammit.

Hi, Wolfwood will shortly have an irritable swordsman swimming out and hauling him to the surface by the collar of his jacket.]

[notabluesbro]

[Oh, hallelujah, someone is going to save his poor ass from drowning a cruel death; he just... goes limp and hope he doesn't drown the rest of the way back to the shore. And when he finally does get there, he groggily crawls up the bank and collapses like a half-drowned dog.]

Aaaah, I've never been happier to see dirt... Much obliged, stranger.

1/2

[outwalks.livejournal.com]

[outwalks.livejournal.com]

All the cool Straw Hats were doing it ;;

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[This? Is a face which generally signals oncoming doom. Who knows why? Maybe she was having a bad day. Or maybe she's highly territorial and doesn't like random strangers appearing in her bedroom. On her table.

On her map table.

While she's using it.

*_*]

TELL THAT TO THE JUDGE, MISSY 1/3

[notabluesbro]

[Well, before you g-get all angry, take note of the battered clothes and bruises and leaves in his hair... He half sits up, dazed and distressed.]

Goddamn it, I'm so sick of this...

[notabluesbro]

[Eh??]

[...That is a scary woman. Staring at him. O-oh.]

[notabluesbro]

[...This face~?]

Ah, wonderful day we're having, aren't we??

[mermaidofnoel.livejournal.com]

[... Is that person drowning in her lake?]

[notabluesbro]

[Hnnn, lemme check—





Yes, yes he is!

See the bubbles now? :Db]

[action]

[fatedefier.livejournal.com]

[Hoping that a walk would calm his mind, Cid's been wandering the town for the last hour or so. What was going on in this place all of a sudden? So much for anything starting to actually make sense.

Of course, just as his headache was finally go away, it was just about to come back in the form of a large cross smacking him upside the head as it fell on him.]

Re: [action]

[notabluesbro]

[Oh man, Allen was right, my cross is such a whore

Wolfwood comes falling in a few moments later, smack-thudding the ground with his butt. Don't mind him as he whips up a few creative swear words.]

1/2

[ashesandpearls.livejournal.com]

[After that scene at the square this morning, she's not about to walk around in just a towel from her shower to her room, but her robe is bound loosely and she's got one hand toweling off her hair when she enters her room to find...]

[ashesandpearls.livejournal.com]

...on my bed?

2+4?

[love-me-venus.livejournal.com]

**Minako's just happily brushing her hair in front of the mirror, then suddenly, a giant cross lands in her bed. And how... WHO'S THIS HOT GUY IN HER ROOM!

She's gonna scream first, sorry.**

WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?

[notabluesbro]

Oh—

[Sigh. These last few days just get better and better. Excuse him while he shrinks a bit at the scream and puts his hands up in defeat]

Wait, I can explain—you see, I was teleported in here! A ton of people are having the same problem—!!