4th Confession [Action][Event]

[notabluesbro]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

Comments

[notabluesbro]

Eight-thousand followers, huh?

[Giving you a look. Also, KEYWORDS.]

That's too bad. That you were separated from them, that is.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Pff, he gets that look all the time. Keywords are a nice touch, though. I'd apply keywords right here, but they wouldn't much fit at all. ]

It is, it is~! They probably have no idea what to do without me, but I at least know they can take care of themselves until I get back.

[notabluesbro]

[He huffs a little, smiling.]

I hope mine are taking care of themselves, too... Sounds like you have a good team, back home.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're the best. [ Even if they're technically just three boys and a cute girl who he hasn't seen in almost two years now. ]

[notabluesbro]

And what exactly do you do for a living, to attract such an impressive amount of people for a following?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Look, it's MANRY PRIDE. ]

I'm a pirate.

[notabluesbro]

Mmmm, I see. There's quite a few of those running around here, huh?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's really too bad there isn't an ocean around.

[notabluesbro]

Hey, you never know—Luceti screws with people enough, right? You might wake up in the morning and find a whole ocean to your left.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Or I might wake up floating on it. [ Does not sound put off by this prospect. ]

[notabluesbro]

I'd better learn how to swim, if that's the case.

[HE'LL NEVER ESCAPE THIS TOPIC WITH YOU PIRATES. :U]

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

You should definitely try. Not knowing how to do something usually ends up coming back to get you later.

[ IT'S HOW WE ROLL. ]

[notabluesbro]

Tell me about it: I got lucky, the first time I was teleported into water. Someone actually managed to fish me out before I drowned.

[DON'T YOU MEAN 'IT'S HOW WE SWIM'?]

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ See the icon face. Love the icon face. ]

At least the lakes freeze over in winter?

[notabluesbro]

...

I—don't... think I would want to be transported for a frozen lake.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't work out really well.

[notabluesbro]

I'll just stay inside all winter. That's a surefire way to avoid slipping, freezing, and/or drowning in cold water.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

But then you'll miss out on all the fun snow stuff! I was teaching Vash how to make snowmen last year and everything.

[notabluesbro]

True, true.

I would be lying if I said hitting that needle noggin in the head with a snowball isn't on my list of things to do.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit! I can even show you how to make a good snowball for it.