notabluesbro | 4th Confession [Action][Event]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

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Wait. What just happened?]

Eh? [So eloquent, Naoki.] Eh?! [Well, there goes his table. Brb, standing up to go about lifting that giant cross off of him with help from demon strength.] ...Wolfwood?

[Wolfwood groans and sits up; he actually has leaves in his hair, and maybe a rip or two in his suit. It's been a loooong day...]

Oh, Naoki! What a pleasure meeting you here...

Sorry about the table.

[Naoki winces in sympathy as he looks at him. He looks like he's had a long day.]

Don't, ah...don't worry about it. You okay? [Setting your cross aside for you, Wolfwood, and offering a hand.]

[He takes it gratefully, managing to get to his feet.]

I'm okay, don't worry about me...

Looks like I got teleported again.

Teleported?

[Naoki blinks a few times, then his expression gets dry.]

I guess it was about time for the Malnosso to hit us again with an experiment...

Yeaaaah, I started thinking that after putting two and two together... Hell, Vash'd gotten teleported into a tree before that, the idiot. I just that he was being his usual dorky self, but that before I knew it I was being transported left and right.

A...tree. [With Vash, somehow...Naoki's not that surprised.]

That must be tiring. I haven't gone anywhere yet, so maybe I'm unaffected by this this time...

That's not so bad, then! [He grins, sitting down at a chair (that is unscathed! :Db] It's good to hear some people haven't been having too much trouble around here...

But the day is young, so if you start bouncing around yourself, lemme know how it goes.

[Naoki sighs and then grins, rubbing the back of his head.]

Hopefully I don't go popping into a tree or the lake or something...

[Wolfwood groans at the mention.]

I've already been half-drowned in it today. The Malnosso take pleasure in the fact that I can't swim to literally save my life.

[Another sympathetic wince from Naoki.]

They're...pretty sadistic.

Aaaa, so far so good though. I've seen worse, but I'd rather not jinx myself by saying much more than that. I've actually been landing on people, too, bless their hearts—no one's tried to kill me for it yet.

And hopefully nobody will. People are pretty good about this sort of thing, though, understanding it's an experiment and all...

I sure hope so, for my sake. It's like... they're really focused on making my first experiment as grating as possible...

Yeah, they...seem to like making things as difficult as possible.

Haha, at least there are no sandworms or bandits involved. I can appreciate a little R&R from those old problems.

[He's covertly trying to look at that strange thing on your neck... Heck, the 'tattoos' are interesting enough, but he can't make out what the fin is for.]

Sandworms and bandits, huh...sound like nice things to get a break from.

[What, the horn sticking out of his neck? He doesn't seem to notice the looking--mainly because people are usually more obvious about it.]

[Too bad Wolfwood's a little too polite about these things. He won't ask, because the policy is 'if you don't need to know, they don't have to tell'. :|a]

Our world was definitely an aggravating place. There's definitely no such thing as a real vacation there, lemme' tell ya'. And there aren't a whole lot of perks to living there anyway.

[He rubs his chin.]

Huh, speaking of home-related things, I wonder if Vash is still in that tree...

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Heh. Sounds a little bit like my world.

[He grins a bit wryly, then can't help but chuckle.]

He'll be able to get down on his own, won't he?

[He laughs.]

We can make a club.

[And his smile widens at the question.]

Are you kidding? He's Vash—if he doesn't find a way down, lady luck'll smite him right outta' that tree. I'm not too worried.

[I am the bestest friend in the universe. *_*b]

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For worlds with no real vacations.

[Another chuckle as he leans his arms on his legs, then tilts his head amusedly.]

Smite him right outta it, huh. His luck really that bad?

He's the luckiest and unluckiest guy I know. He can probably dodge a spray of bullets by slipping on a beer bottle, I'll bet; ha, the first time I met him, we were sucked into some ruins by quicksand, and then had to run away from giant robot spiders.

[Staring a bit.]

Giant robot...what? That's sounds like an pretty impressive kind of luck...

Giant robot spiders! They had laser guns for heads. It was really just awful to deal with.

Buuuut—he has the most impressive evading skills, so I guess it's not so bad. I've certainly had to practice mine since meeting him.

...Giant robot spiders with laser guns for heads. [A moment to wrap his mind around that, even with the things he's seen, that's...] I bet it was awful.

Haha! Had to have improved them, then.

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