4th Confession [Action][Event]

[notabluesbro]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

Comments

[notabluesbro]

[He laughs quite good-naturedly, despite a few annoying escapades today.]

You mean the peeling you off the ground, or falling on you in the first place, padre?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

The second one. Peeling is fine- peeling isn't crushing.

[ Still, he's looking marginally less than pissed since apologies have been offered and all. Uh. Excuse him while he casts a suspicious look up to the sky anyway, though. :| ] There's not gonna be a boulder or something following you, is there?

[notabluesbro]

I wouldn't jinx the fact that there isn't, pal.

[He nods, frowning and folding his arms.]

I was talking to my friend Vash; the idiot'd gotten himself stuck in a tree, and I was about to ask him how the hell he'd accomplished that feat, when suddenly... I just started teleporting all over the place.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Probably already jinxed. [ -__- ]

So you know Vash?

[notabluesbro]

Yep! I'm one of his friends from his world. The name's Wolfwood.

[Sure I just crushed you, but here's a handshake.]

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ ...it's so sad that this is a normal kind of experience for him. He'll take that handshake and then make sure his nose is still straight ffff ] I'm Usopp. One of his friends from here.

[ Headtilt. ] Do you always carry that thing around?

[notabluesbro]

[Wolfwood grins, picking it up by a strap with one, manly hand. Nothing to it, Usopp.]

Most of the time, yeah! Haven't really left it anywhere for very long. Guess I just got too used to carrying it on my back all these years.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Usopp will be that manly someday ;A; ...also, a look that says "try keeping it on your own back for the next few years." ]

I guess that makes sense. When did you turn up here?

[notabluesbro]

[He chuckles.]

Believe it or not, I've already been here for about a month...

[Kinda been keeping it on the downlow around Legato. >.>]

You've been here pretty long?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

They picked a really good time to start bringing people in. [ He hates it here :| ]

For a while, yeah. Almost a year now. So if you ever have any questions about the stuff that goes on around here, I can probably answer them. [ Because he's awesome, obviously. ]

[notabluesbro]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind, thanks!

A good time to start bringing people in, you said?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

...not really, no. But better than it could have been.

[notabluesbro]

[He chuckles.] I figured as much. Haven't had much luck around here, Usopp?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ So much of this face. ]

I'm not really good at being lucky anywhere.

[notabluesbro]

Ouch, no wonder you're Needle Noggin's friend. But at least you have your health, right??

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Go Go Negativity! But he can at least smile with it ;; ]

Until the next time something happens to it.

1/2

[notabluesbro]

... Good point.

[notabluesbro]

At least you're still alive then! That's what counts!

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ ...he'll throw you a bone. ]

Right! I'm alive and I haven't been kidnapped in almost six months!

[notabluesbro]

Well hot damn, there you go!

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

I just have to hope it keeps up! [ He'll last five, maybe ten minutes :'D ] I've had pretty good luck lately, so until that changes I think I'll be a lot more helpful around here than I usually am.

[notabluesbro]

Hey, if you're tough enough to get crushed under a speeding 250 pound cross, I have faith you'll hang in there.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

I think I've been hit harder than that before. [ The four-ton bat is sometimes less than crystal-clear in his memory. Nami's punches are not so hazy. Totally eyeing that cross now. ]

Maybe it'll hit a vampire next time. That would be a pretty fast way to get rid of one.

[notabluesbro]

Ha, I wouldn't doubt that one. Though, I'm sure I could think of a few ways of getting rid of a vampire—I've had quite a few people ask if I know how to kill 'em, back home.

Being a priest, and all.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

A priest, huh? [ Not that he is suspicious after the last time he met one of those >> ]