4th Confession [Action][Event]

[notabluesbro]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

Comments

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

...not really, no. But better than it could have been.

[notabluesbro]

[He chuckles.] I figured as much. Haven't had much luck around here, Usopp?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ So much of this face. ]

I'm not really good at being lucky anywhere.

[notabluesbro]

Ouch, no wonder you're Needle Noggin's friend. But at least you have your health, right??

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Go Go Negativity! But he can at least smile with it ;; ]

Until the next time something happens to it.

1/2

[notabluesbro]

... Good point.

[notabluesbro]

At least you're still alive then! That's what counts!

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ ...he'll throw you a bone. ]

Right! I'm alive and I haven't been kidnapped in almost six months!

[notabluesbro]

Well hot damn, there you go!

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

I just have to hope it keeps up! [ He'll last five, maybe ten minutes :'D ] I've had pretty good luck lately, so until that changes I think I'll be a lot more helpful around here than I usually am.

[notabluesbro]

Hey, if you're tough enough to get crushed under a speeding 250 pound cross, I have faith you'll hang in there.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

I think I've been hit harder than that before. [ The four-ton bat is sometimes less than crystal-clear in his memory. Nami's punches are not so hazy. Totally eyeing that cross now. ]

Maybe it'll hit a vampire next time. That would be a pretty fast way to get rid of one.

[notabluesbro]

Ha, I wouldn't doubt that one. Though, I'm sure I could think of a few ways of getting rid of a vampire—I've had quite a few people ask if I know how to kill 'em, back home.

Being a priest, and all.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

A priest, huh? [ Not that he is suspicious after the last time he met one of those >> ]

[notabluesbro]

Thaaaat's right! A priest, preacher, man of the cloth, Father, take your pick! I'm actually a traveling priest—I go around scraping up some money for the orphanage back at our church.

Kind of derailed that, being in Luceti, but oh well—I'll take what I'm given nowadays.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ >____> has to ask. ]

You don't worship a guy made of lightning with a giant air-ship, right?

[notabluesbro]

... Made of lightning...?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Lightning.

I mean, he probably wouldn't be since you're from a different world and everything, but the last God I met was like that and he was a real bastard.

And so were the priests. It wasn't a really good island for a while.

[notabluesbro]

Haha, well, I'm not that familiar with 'lightning'... Doesn't really happen very often where I live. But I'm pretty damn sure my God isn't made of it. I take it that's lucky on my part?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Definitely.

[notabluesbro]

[He smiles sympathetically.]

You've met some pretty interesting characters in your day?

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, all the time. It's not usually bad, though. If I never met anyone, it would have been pretty hard to pick up eight-thousand followers and all. [ You've made it to the lying level even if he isn't convincing, whatever :|b ]

[notabluesbro]

Eight-thousand followers, huh?

[Giving you a look. Also, KEYWORDS.]

That's too bad. That you were separated from them, that is.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Pff, he gets that look all the time. Keywords are a nice touch, though. I'd apply keywords right here, but they wouldn't much fit at all. ]

It is, it is~! They probably have no idea what to do without me, but I at least know they can take care of themselves until I get back.

[notabluesbro]

[He huffs a little, smiling.]

I hope mine are taking care of themselves, too... Sounds like you have a good team, back home.