Nicholas D. Wolfwood (
notabluesbro) wrote2010-09-24 01:59 pm
4th Confession [Action][Event]
[That icon is the face he made at first.
"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"
Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:
1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a
2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.
3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;
4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.
5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.
Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]
"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"
Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:
1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a
2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.
3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;
4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.
5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.
Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

[action]
Of course, just as his headache was finally go away, it was just about to come back in the form of a large cross smacking him upside the head as it fell on him.]
Re: [action]
Oh man, Allen was right, my cross is such a whoreWolfwood comes falling in a few moments later, smack-thudding the ground with his butt. Don't mind him as he whips up a few creative swear words.]
[action]
...I take it this is yours.
Re: [action]
He stops and smiles in his direction, albeit sympathetically.]
Oh man, did that hit you? I'm sorry about that—can't really control where I've been falling, unfortunately.
[action]
Re: [action]
Indeed, it's one of the tools of the trade; has a lot of faith in here for a planet that needs it back home, you know? [He smiles, patting the arm of the crucifix.]
You all right?