notabluesbro | 4th Confession [Action][Event]

[That icon is the face he made at first.

"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"

Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:

1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a

2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.

3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;

4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.

5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.

Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]

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Oh—

[Sigh. These last few days just get better and better. Excuse him while he shrinks a bit at the scream and puts his hands up in defeat]

Wait, I can explain—you see, I was teleported in here! A ton of people are having the same problem—!!

**Minako calms a bit. Mostly cuz the guy is hot, but, also, well, that has been happening. A lot.**

It's... okay. Uhm... is that yours too? **She points at the cross and her... probably crushed bed.**

[D'awww, your bed is okay!

Just... broke one of the legs is all. >.>]

...Yyyeah, that's mine. You're Minako right? I met you outside of the weapons place...

**He did? She did? W-well... she can't deny it, even if she doesn't remember.**

I am... So, you're... the... preacher guy! Wolfwood, right? Or is it Father Wolfwood? **Suddenly, stranger in her room isn't so imperative as now she's worried about how to address him...**

Wolfwood's just fine, ma'am! Sorry about falling in so unexpectedly... Luceti's decided to finally show me when it acts up, I guess.

It's okay. Ahh... so, is this your first experiment then? I'm surprised I haven't been teleported off somewhere...

That's right, my very first one!

You've been here a while? You seem pretty relaxed about how this place works.

Well, I suppose I have. About a year. But, you can't let every little thing surprise you when this place does a lot of strange things to begin with.

At least you ended up in... well... I'm not going to hit you for being in my room but... we should probably sneak you out of here... **B-bluuuush...**

[He nods, smiling sympathetically.]

Right, I think I'd better go before someone kicks me across the house, hm?

We should probably get you out through the window... Here... **Fortunately for her, ground level bedroom... Buuuuut...

waiiiit...**

Hey, what about my bed though... your cross broke it... **What is that thing? Metal?**

You're right about that... [He rubs the back of his head, frowning.] I can fix it, if you want—I'm pretty good with fixing things, surprisingly!

[Hell, he's fixed a few beds, in his time. Shockingly.]

Well, we should probably get you to come in the front door so it's not so weird, okay?

Not a problem!

[He goes out said window, and after a moment there is the muffled sound of someone knocking on the front door~!]

**Dash!**

*Huff* Oh! Hello Wolfwood~ **Actling like she didn't see him earlier~**

[Such a nice smile and a nice wave for you, Ms. Minako~! He may or may not sound like he's horribly playing along.]

Why hello, Ms. Minako~! I had no idea you lived here—I just thought I'd check in on a fellow villager's house to see if they needed any repairs done on it~

Oh! Well wouldn't you know it, a leg of my bed recently broke! I sure could use someone to fix that!

**The... over-acting... It's... so... bad...**

Ohoho, you don't say? I can have that fixed in a jiffy!

Do you have a hammer and nails handy, or should I go fetch my own, ma'am?

Well, actually, I don't think we have anything like that here...

Oh, you don't say? Then we might want to get some of those. After all, you never know when you'll need to fix something around the house, right?

That's true. Uhhh, should we go together, or will you be right back?

Hm, if you don't mind a little walking, how about we keep each other company over to the item shops?

**Is he asking her out!? O-or is this just... part of the cover?**

S-sure... **Either way, this would almost be BETTER THAN PLANNED. A bishie she doesn't have to chase!

[Poor bishie-chaser, Wolfwood is oblivious. In the meanwhile, he starts walking, looking chipper.]

You really should have some tools around, you know. I hear the houses fix themselves, but you can never be too careful, right?

((All the boys are. And that's good, otherwise she'd have 50 boyfriends!))

They do that? Ours hasn't ever been damaged. We even pulled through that earthquake a while back.