Nicholas D. Wolfwood (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
notabluesbro) wrote2010-09-24 01:59 pm
notabluesbro) wrote2010-09-24 01:59 pm
4th Confession [Action][Event]
[That icon is the face he made at first.
"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"
Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:
1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a
2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.
3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;
4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.
5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.
Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]
"You've gotta' be fucking kidding me—"
Wolfwood has been teleporting since he found Vash dangling out of a treetop, and now it just won't stop. Among his list of places he's randomly teleported:
1.) Into the lake. If you're passing by, you may notice either flailing arms (along with veeeery colorful curse words, or just... bubbles. Yeah. He really needs to learn this whole swimming business. It's so sad to realize he'd been talking about the dangers of lakes just a while ago. Don't worry, he's crossless, so it should be easier to heft him out? :|a
2.) Into your homes! Whether he's crashing onto your set-up breakfast table, falling into your bed, locked in your cabinets with the cleaning supplies, dropping through the fireplace, whichever you choose! Anything you can imagine in your places, go ahead and have him tumbling in or just randomly appearing.
3.) If you're around the desert, a hand suddenly shoots out of the sand!! Yeah, he got stuck and it sort of piled up from there. Unsurprisingly enough, he's used to this;
4.) A GIANT CROSS JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. Don't worry, Mr. Priest is coming soon after.
5.) Just... walking nervously through the forest with his cross weighing him down. He's exhausted as hell, what with all this teleporting, and really just wants to go home and sleep in his bed. And hopefully not get sick.
Anything else you find suitable or interesting for him to appear, by all means go for it. :3c]
Straw Hat chain ftw! 8D ...Also placeholder >.>
...Who clearly can't swim much better than Luffy, Brook, or Chopper. 8| Dammit.
Hi, Wolfwood will shortly have an irritable swordsman swimming out and hauling him to the surface by the collar of his jacket.]
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Aaaah, I've never been happier to see dirt... Much obliged, stranger.
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Whatever. The hell were you even out there for if you can't swim?
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Something teleported me over it. And these wings are shit for flying, I'm sure you already know. I wouldn't have been anywhere near the damn thing otherwise.
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—Oh. So that's what's been going on.
1/3
[He quietly recalls when he teleported to a mountain side...]
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[Casual handwave of 'meh'.]
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[Because this event is having the truly bizarre effect of canceling Zoro's atrocious powers of Lost and tends to miraculously, for once in his life, automatically get him to where he wants to go. *__*]
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[He puts a hand out for a handshake.]
Thanks for not watching me sink to my doom, huh?
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[And Zoro Looks at that hand. Not like he's disdaining the gesture but more like he's not sure what Wolfwood's playing at. He's from a world that does bowing, after all, and he's Very Obviously not someone that goes for high-fives or low-fives—ah, wait, it must be that.
He grabs the man's outheld hand and hauls him effortlessly to his feet. Because clearly that's what he meant, right? :| Zoro is so helpful.]
Don't mention it.
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[He blinks as he stands, confused for a moment—but one look at the guy and he sort of gets it finally; he learned reaaally quickly here that many preferred a different method of meeting someone.
He chuckles.]
Never gave someone a handshake, I take it. Do you bow when you greet people?
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...Handshake? :|a]
Yeah. [How else would you greet people? Well. Zoro kind of inclines his head in a bow-like fashion, but that's six of one half a dozen of another.] What, you don't?
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Not where I come from, no—then again, people tend to not be very friendly in the first place... but when we meet people, we take each other's hand and shake it. I guess it has a lot of different meanings to it, but...
I think it's something along the lines of saying 'I don't have a weapon in my hand'. Kinda like a gesture of peace.
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[Meanwhile Zoro does have weapons in his hand as he stoops to pick up his katana and slide them back into place at his side.]
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[He notes the swords.]
A swordsman... Definitely only a handful of those back home. Most are more gun-friendly.
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...Only a handful of swordsmen? [Huh. Either you've got really shoddy swordsmen or really good guns. Also, he feels bad for you. A world where the art of swordsmanship is dwindling...is a sorry world, in Zoro's opinion.]
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...Yeah, I know what you mean. [And with a weapon like a gun, any moron can just pull a trigger and kill someone.] You a gunman, then?
/swoops in and saves the day~!
Aaa, something like that. I guess I can use a gun if the situation is dire for it; that's how most people are, in Gunsmoke. The either learn how to aim when they're young, or they get bullied until the heroes with rifles come in.
[Cooough, didn't lie, he just... excluded stuff. >.>]
my heeeero~! /swoons
Hn. Some kinda world. [Sounds familiar, actually.] If it's like that, then there's no excuse for not learning.
/poses!!
Mhm, that's just about right—though I really wish it wouldn't come to that. The kids back home can have it pretty tough especially; I'd much rather they have a normal, less dangerous life.
No kid should have to use a gun against their better wish.
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But that's what your world's like, hn? If it bothers you that much, then change it.
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I'd been trying for a few years now, helping the kids. But it seems every time I help one out, another takes their place. Change in a place where 'Gun' is in the name of the planet is a little trickier than it looks...
But—at least I know people who are doing their best to fix it.
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...Aa.
[There are always people who try. Zoro's silent for a moment, then he shakes his head a bit irritably—because what is he doing, standing around chatting with some guy he pulled out of the lake about how to fix a world. It's not one of his priorities, even back in his own. Regardless of how often they end up in the middle of such things, by almost-accident.]
Oi, you got a name?
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