notabluesbro | 16th Confession [Voice/Action] Forward-dated to the 25th

I—

I CAN'T DO IT.

[Hey, Journal, hear ~~Wolfwood~~ Milly yell in frustration. Anyone who's actually walking by would know why—after holding a cigarette inches from ~~his~~ her mouth, 'Milly' throws it on the ground and stomps on it violently. How could he possibly smoke in Milly's body? It just feels wrong. Drinking basically has the same feeling, really... Hell, it's not like he knows the body isn't really hers, not in their world. So he will be nicotine deprived for the next few days in his valiant, difficult efforts.

Miserable. Just miserable!

Granted, he's still carrying around a cross like it's nothing, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out who he is. For now? He's just running around seeing what the hell's happened here. After all, people are in a panic, and he's needing to find people he knows to figure out what the hell is going on. This just had to be another event, right? First, he gets some normal-looking lady clothes for his bizarrely tall girl body (goddamn Milly, you're HUGE). He visits the apartment and eats, and then proceeds to go crash in his bed and try to sleep it off. Same as usual.

Except, fuck it, he can't. So instead he'll just be listening to all the panicked posts on the journal while shaking his head.

Her head.

...Eh.]

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Tch. Because I'm in the body of someone I hate, but the someone I hate isn't in my body. And there are some who are just inanimate objects.

Wait—why are you in the body of someone you hate...?

[Because he was figuring, y'know, you'd be in the body of someone you actually care about.]

Because the Malnosso fucking hate me? Or karma. Or hell if I know.

[And there's the click of handcuffs. No matter how many times he gets out of them, they arrest him anyway.] And apparently my cuffs are possessed. [Headdesks.]

[...eyebrow is up.]

What was that noise?

My handcuffs.

See what I mean?

... You're handcuffing yourself.

[I'mn sorry, he just—he gets it, but still.]

...Well, whatever you do for a hobby isn't my business.

[Okay, so maybe he's just poking fun at this point.]

H-HEY! [Bright fucking red man.]

I'm not doing it at all! It's like they're possessed! I mean, okay, if I'm going to have possessed handcuffs and a jitte, I'm glad they would want to instantly capture Straw-Hat at the mere sight of him, but it's not like I'm doing this to myself on purpose!

Well, it's because it's one of the things you'd love to do, isn't it? Catch... Luffy, was it? [because the leader of the Straw Hats is crazy ol' Luffy, so he's got to assume.]

...I'm hoping that's it, anyway.

... Yes.

Hn. Why would that make a difference?

Oh, no reason.

Why would you wanna catch a spaz like Luffy, anyway? He's practically harmless, if you're not the pinnacle of evil.

He's hardly harmless. He's likely to be the next King of the Pirates if I don't stop him and that isn't something the world needs right now.

He's declared war on the World Government, broken out hundreds of very irresponsible criminals from the world's most secure prison -- including one extraordinarily dangerous ex-shichibukai he helped put in there in the first place; and he's endangered the lives of thousands of people dozens of times over and he'll continue to keep doing so until someone stops him.

It's my job, my duty, and I will see it through.

Huh. You're going to have a hell of a lot of fun here, then, considering it doesn't matter if you arrest him or not in Luceti.

I don't give a shit about arresting him here. I've been here 10 months and haven't bothered. His crimes are irrelevant here and it's not like he's in danger of breaking the world from this place.

You asked why I want to catch him, that's my answer.

Fine, fine—hey, no need to be such a grump. I happen to think the law is a very sacred thing. If you break it, you're stuck with your own personal bill, right?

[...because Wolfwood TOTALLY NEVER breaks the law. ^^v]

I don't give a fuck about the law.

Just justice.
[Heh... sadly Smoker isn't exactly NOT a rulebreaker...]

Heh, even better then. You would've been a good guy to have around back home—plenty of injustice to go around.

Hn.

Plenty in my own world as it is.

Mainly pirates, or are their other problems you tend to run into?

Mostly pirates, but yes, there's other problems too.

16th Confession [Voice/Action] Forward-dated to the 25th

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