16th Confession [Voice/Action] Forward-dated to the 25th

[notabluesbro]

I—

I CAN'T DO IT.

[Hey, Journal, hear Wolfwood Milly yell in frustration. Anyone who's actually walking by would know why—after holding a cigarette inches from his her mouth, 'Milly' throws it on the ground and stomps on it violently. How could he possibly smoke in Milly's body? It just feels wrong. Drinking basically has the same feeling, really... Hell, it's not like he knows the body isn't really hers, not in their world. So he will be nicotine deprived for the next few days in his valiant, difficult efforts.

Miserable. Just miserable!

Granted, he's still carrying around a cross like it's nothing, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out who he is. For now? He's just running around seeing what the hell's happened here. After all, people are in a panic, and he's needing to find people he knows to figure out what the hell is going on. This just had to be another event, right? First, he gets some normal-looking lady clothes for his bizarrely tall girl body (goddamn Milly, you're HUGE). He visits the apartment and eats, and then proceeds to go crash in his bed and try to sleep it off. Same as usual.

Except, fuck it, he can't. So instead he'll just be listening to all the panicked posts on the journal while shaking his head.

Her head.

...Eh.]

Comments

[Action]

[plantsactivist.livejournal.com]

[While you're walking around the village, you might spot this little girl wandering towards you looking so very innocent. He sees you and recognizes the cross but not the bearer. For now this "little girl" is just looking at you critically.]

Re: [Action]

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

[...that is quite the critical look. Wolfwood notices it quickly, because after a while you get that 'feeling someone's watching you' look down pat.]

...Ah—something wrong, kiddo?

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[plantsactivist.livejournal.com]

[Knives internally rages at the "kiddo" but then forces a shake of the head not wanting to give away who he really is.]

Re: [Action]

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

[Well, get used to it, kiddo. B|]

Are you lost?

[Maybe it was a new feather? Argh, now was not the time to be playing happy preacherman, not in this crisis! ...All right, so maybe that was exaggerating things, but still. Put on a happy face, Wolfwood, because you're going to need all the happy you can get right now.]

[Action] ohey have two of my chars

[big-little-tits.livejournal.com]

[While you're at the clothing store, you might see what appears to be Nami, but is actually Soul... in Nami's body and wearing far too small clothes. He's looking for different ones now, going through the racks of clothing and having no idea how to tell what will fit.]

Tch, first Maka, now Nami... How does she do it...?

Re: [Action] TWO?! /universe caves in

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

[Ah, a familiar face! He can dig that; thank god, it's one of the more logical, chill people around, too.]

Nami!

...Something wrong?

[The way she's eyeballing those clothes? Not to mention the tightness of the ones she's wearing? ...That's a bad sign. Oh, don't tell him...]

Re: [Action] NUUUUUU! /o\

[big-little-tits.livejournal.com]

[Soul jumps and then turns slowly to look at the unfamiliar girl, woman... whatever. Someone who knows Nami... crap.]

Ah- Hey. Um... [Glaaance to the side.] This is so uncool.

[He lets out a breath.] Sorry, I'm not Nami.

Re: [Action] :'( shit happens, I guess

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

[He runs a hand over his hair—oh, it's longer than normal, so that just feels wrong.

An exasperated sigh.]

... who is it?

[preciousflowers.livejournal.com]

Is something wrong, ma'am? [Too bad she's still blind or she'd be able to tell who it was, Kaori isn't even aware of how drastically her own appearance has changed. Why was everyone overreacting?]

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

Eh... well, I'm not actually a ma'am...

[This is just awful and he's going to throttle—ah, who's he kidding, the Malnosso are practically unthrottable.]

The Malnosso sort of... changed me.

[preciousflowers.livejournal.com]

Changed? But you sound like a woman. [Kind of hard to follow this without visuals.]

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

That's right. But normally I'm a guy... I guess the Malnosso decided to mess with the people around here again.

Th'name's Wolfwood.

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's eyes have been slowly getting better. He was still staying home mostly, he could make out blurry object pretty well, but wasn't about to go wandering the streets like this. He's currently playing with a Rubik Cube when he hears the door open.]

Heeeeey, Wolfwood! Welcome back! Did you happen to stop by the bak- [Wait a second. That's the blurry shape of a cross that went out the door earlier, but that's not the blurry shape it went out with. Don't mind Vash as he rubs at his eyes. Over and over again.]

Huh, I thought they were getting better. You're not wearing a wig to mess with me, are you?

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[notabluesbro]

[>:^(

Don't mind Milly's beautiful voice ATTACKING YOUR EARS.]

No, you idiot, the Malnosso went and completely ruined my week. You're really slow at learning things, aren't you?

[Walking over and SITTING VIOLENTLY on this plush couch. Huff.]

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[JEirhaehrea! What did he do!] Milly?! [That may be Milly's voice, but that sure isn't her actions and words.] Wolfwood!? They turned you into Milly!?

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[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. They did. I don't know how or why, but is there really any point in asking that when it comes to them at this point?

[He groans, running a hand down his face.

...Her face. It's a little surreal.]

action

[cuttingedges.livejournal.com]

[Hm, someone carrying a giant cross around the village like that must be strong. They might be worth the effort to battle...]

[Kriz moves to get in front of "Milly", an eager and not entirely sane look in his eyes.]

Re: action

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

...

Who are you and what do you want? I really don't have time for chit-chat.

[He'd sound a little less annoyed, but he hasn't had cigarettes and he's in a particular woman's body and you're looking a little aggressive.]

action

[cuttingedges.livejournal.com]

Show me your strength. [That's all he says before he starts advancing towards Wolfwood. Kriz is not leaving without a fight.]

[action]

[stillbrokenson.livejournal.com]

[Anyone who knew Mihai's housemates would understand why he feels a pressing need to vacate the premises from time to time. There's a lot to be said for quiet, and how it's utterly lacking there at the moment. Even if it had been silent, however, the depressing atmosphere is tolerable for only so long. So Mihai left, and went for a little walk.]

[Of course, that was three hours ago. Now, it's well past lunchtime, and someone is getting hungry. Unfortunately, looking like Ian hasn't helped his sense of direction in the least, which means he's gotten completely lost.]

[Help?]

Uh, excuse me, Miss? [Miss who is carrying a giant cross? Well, that's something Mihai doesn't see everyday...or any day, actually.] Could you help me?

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[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm a... 'mister'.

[s-sob]

I've just been cruelly put into a different body against my will... but uh, yeah—yeah, I can help. What's going on?

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[stillbrokenson.livejournal.com]

...You too, huh?

[Mihai gives a faint laugh at that. Nothing cheerful, just the bitter chuckle of a man with similar experience.]

Well, it could be worse. You're still human at least. A friend of mine was turned into a cigarette.

[Funny coincidence, that.]

But anyway. I've managed to get a bit lost, and can't find my way back to my house. It's pretty embarassing, actually.

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Can't do what?

[Because unlike Wolfwood, Smoker has no such capitulations about smoking in Straw-Hat's body. The only problem being that he keeps winding up in his own handcuffs. THAT makes it difficult.]

Re: [voice]

[iamnotmilly.livejournal.com]

I can't smoke. Not while I'm in a lady friend's body, y'know. It feels just a little rude and assholish.

Re: [voice]

[justicereigns]

It's not like she'll actually get the body back though.

It's not a swap, just a transformation. I think.

[Otherwise he has to arrest himself? How confusing.]