notabluesbro | 16th Confession [Voice/Action] Forward-dated to the 25th

I—

I CAN'T DO IT.

[Hey, Journal, hear ~~Wolfwood~~ Milly yell in frustration. Anyone who's actually walking by would know why—after holding a cigarette inches from ~~his~~ her mouth, 'Milly' throws it on the ground and stomps on it violently. How could he possibly smoke in Milly's body? It just feels wrong. Drinking basically has the same feeling, really... Hell, it's not like he knows the body isn't really hers, not in their world. So he will be nicotine deprived for the next few days in his valiant, difficult efforts.

Miserable. Just miserable!

Granted, he's still carrying around a cross like it's nothing, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out who he is. For now? He's just running around seeing what the hell's happened here. After all, people are in a panic, and he's needing to find people he knows to figure out what the hell is going on. This just had to be another event, right? First, he gets some normal-looking lady clothes for his bizarrely tall girl body (goddamn Milly, you're HUGE). He visits the apartment and eats, and then proceeds to go crash in his bed and try to sleep it off. Same as usual.

Except, fuck it, he can't. So instead he'll just be listening to all the panicked posts on the journal while shaking his head.

Her head.

...Eh.]

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[Throwing her arms up now.]

Really. I was just going for a pack of cigarettes and then suddenly this freaky guy with ice powers just asked to fight, for no reason.

Why didn't you just tell him no?

I did. And then he rushed at me anyway. [Because Luceti is full of crazy-asses, Vash, you know this already.] Luckily I lost him with a missile.

You shot a missile off in town!? And they call me a walking disaster.

Hey, he was about to hit me with icicles! What did you want me to do, ask him to be all love and peaceful-like?

You could have tried!

Riiiight, and next time I run into someone like Yuber I'll invite him to dinner.

He claims he can't doesn't need to eat human food. So I don't think he'd appreciate that. [His tone? Dead serious.]

... It was a joke, you hair-brained idiot.

The point is, not everyone takes kindly to negotiation.

You don't know until you try!

Hmmm... how about you try next time you run into someone who wants to pelt you full of icicles. Then you can get back to me.

Maybe I will. I'm sure I'll be able to get out of it at least without shooting off a missle.

[Sigh.] But at least you're alright.

All right? I'm not all right! I've been without a smoke for an entire day now. I think I'm going nuts.

[...]

Yeah... that is a problem. [Squinting at that Rubik's cube again. It's not so hard! Just make all the blurry colors match up!]

[/staaaare]

You do know you're mixing orange and red, right?

Ehh? Am I? [Bringing it closer to his face.] There was an orange? [Squiiiiiiiiiiiint.]

...Yes. There is.

At least you're actually starting to see things again, anyway...

Yeah! I guess they just needed a little time to recover! [He's actually really excited about this. He can see out of BOTH eyes. Even if they're a bit blurry right now.]

Well, once you can actually see the colors on a cube to solve it, we'll celebrate.

... But that's good. Looks like things are finally calming down around here, too.

You've been turned into a woman and you call that calming down?

Well, I'm not being teleported, drowned, beaten, thrown, maimed, or otherwise tortured. I think being in the body of a familiar from home isn't such a bad thing in comparison, don't you think?

Gee... when you put it like that, I guess it really doesn't sound so bad.

Well, maybe Milly's optimism is starting to affect my brain. Unlike some broomheaded people around here, who just piss me off most of the time.

[Vash just sighs and speaks causally, as if he didn't know you were talking about him.] Well that's too bad, but I'm sure he's much better and better looking then this really annoying, rude, loud, and selfish preacher man I know.

Oh no...

It looks like you're going blind again. What a damn shame!

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