24th Confession [Partially Accidental Video/Action]

[notabluesbro]

Ow, ow, ow, ow!!!

[This morning is starting off excellently, Wolfwood. Just peachy.

Ugh, what a headache. What a bodyache. They didn't have to be so rude about kidnapping him. Once the drugs have started to wear off and he can walk in a straight line, he'll retrieve the journal slung open against a tree and speak up into it, now that he notes it's recording anyway. Whelp, at least the journal was trying to offer an act of kindness. Even if it did squat... Nah, right now he was too worried about a.) Amelia's problems with Legato, b.) Vash being a dumbass while sick, and most of all, c.) how Milly's doing.]

[video]

Looks like I'm back. How long did they have me this time? [He makes a fist and presses his back grumpily; they also managed to give him back his clothes. How sweet.] And I think I actually got it good this time; no problems as far as I can tell...

...

Did I miss anything? Please tell me it was at least peaceful around here.

[Because we don't all have to come out of this annoyed, right?]

[action]

[You can catch him fully clothed and walking through or out of the forest. Maybe he'll stop by the restaurant or the bar. Gotta refuel myself, ya' know. Little does Wolfwood know, he's actually effected by his shitty luck mallynap: he can't answer any question untruthfully. Won't this be just good fun for a certain spikey-headed bastard. Otherwise, he's doing just peachy. B|]

Comments

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[GDIT WHO SNITCHED?

... Oh, Nami. Well, since he can't be angry at her, he'll direct all ire towards the holy shithead.]

Tch. That's not something you need to worry about, preacher man.

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

I definitely should worry! What if you go floating off with one of my acquaintances? I'd have to hook you with a fishing reel.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Or I could go floating off with you and drop you on your shitty head somewhere in the mountains. [Don't think he won't]

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

Now you're just being hurtful for no good reason.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Just for you, Wolf. [Asshole? Oh yes.]

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

[Still Wolf, huh? You cruel bastard.]

At least I'm not the one floating through the air like a fairy.

[Cruisin' for a bruisin? Possibly. He's just glad to be back.]

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[If by "possibly" you mean "a fact of life".]

BASTARD. WHERE ARE YOU? [As Sanji will teleport and beat your silly head in]

Re: [Voice] 1/3

[notabluesbro]

[Hahaha, I'll never te—]

Walking out near the fountain.

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

...

[That was not what he was going to say.











At all.]

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

I mean—near the fou...ntain...?


[WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT]

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[AHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT, TAKE YOUR BEATINGS LIKE A MA- awuh now?]

...





Wolfwood. Did you just tell me the truth? [His wrath aside, please answer with "no"]</small.

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

Yes.

I mean—

[WHAT. WHAT.]

Of course [nnnnot, NOT, why can't he say NOT.] !!

[filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Fuckin shit mother fucker -- putting up a filter ASAP]

I thought you said they hadn't done anything to you!!

Re: [filtered]

[notabluesbro]

Well that was before now!!

[PANIC, PANIIIIIIC]

Goddammit, they really don't give me any breaks—I'll just lock myself in my room. Never come out. Yep, that's a fantastic plan.

[I might be pacing back and forth here, but it's all good. Really.]

[filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Okay, fair enough. Sanji discards his own panic seeing Wolfwood flip a shit, and just sighs]

That doesn't work - trust me. [He's tried]

Oi, just-- calm down for a sec, would ya?

What you need to do is tell Vash and the rest what's happened.

Re: [filtered]

[notabluesbro]

...




Tell Vash I'm suddenly 100 percent honest?

[filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

...





Alright, maybe not him.

Re: [filtered]

[notabluesbro]

Okay. Here's the plan.







I throw Vash in a closet with some rations and then nail it shut. Maybe shove a sofa in front of it. Whaddya' think?

[It's perfect logic.]

[filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... The better question is what would Meryl-chan, Amelia-san, and Milly-chan think. Because then they'd ask, and you'd have to tell them why.

Re: [filtered]

[notabluesbro]

...

Damn, you're right. Maybe I'll take myself a vow of silence.

[... mrrrr.]

Unless I'm compelled to answer, on top of it. Shit.

[filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Only one way to find out, right? Sanji gives Wolfwood no warning before he asks]

What's your favorite kind of food?

Re: [filtered] 1/2

[notabluesbro]

[Hush you, he's thinkin—]

Any kind of pasta, really, though I'm more savvy to noodles.

Re: [filtered]

[notabluesbro]

...




.... Whelp.

[filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Pasta? Really? [Maybe he and Wolfwood really are long lost brothers--

Oh yeah, there was a point to this.]



On second thought, keep that closet idea as a backup.

Re: [filtered] 1/2

[notabluesbro]

I used to eat it all the time while I was training. It's quick and I guess I just grew a liking to it all that time.

[But now he's genuinely uncomfortable. It's not like he wasn't one for telling the truth, but it feels like it's not stopping where it should. Not to mention, all the things that should never be uttered to the general public. Least of all Vash or Milly.

Not you, either, Sanji.]