notabluesbro: ([Vash] WRESTLED FOR THE LORD)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood ([personal profile] notabluesbro) wrote2012-04-18 01:47 pm
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33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]

[When the voices suddenly come on, the entire screen's black--prooobably because someone's ass is crushing the journal. Maybe Wolfwood's. Of course, he's too busy not noticing because-]

Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.

What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!

[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.

I am right!

It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?

[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...

[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!

Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.

That's not my job! I don't want cats--!

[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....

Spikey.

... A-aha. Yeah?

Did you break it.
.... 

WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK

Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]

ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!

UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--

A LEG FOR A LEG!!



THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!

[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]

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notabluesbro: ([Exasperated] You're too much for me)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-04-19 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[I see what you're doing there, Nami. I see it.]

Ohhhh, I'm doing my goddamn beeeest.

It's like my arm is glued to his leg!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I want my mommy!!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
NO IT'S NOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! OW! OW OW! MERCY, MERCY! NAMI! HELP ME PLEASE!
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (Confidence)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-04-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're asking for help? [You will never know how much she had to reel herself back from adding a 'now' on the end. B|] What do you think I'm trying to do? It's not Wolfwood's problem if he's stuck.
notabluesbro: ([Curious] Eeeeeh... I think I stepped in)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-04-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[a nod]

Seriously, I can't help how fate works, Vash. I'm just a meek helper of the Lord.
goldenglasses: (Would you knock it off?!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-19 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
HELPER MY ASS! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! You're as much a helper of the lord as I am a flying rabbit with sixteen ears! YAYAYAYAYAYIIIIE! THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (ahahaha you're so dead)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-04-19 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Really, Vash? [Speaking cheerfully through all that yelling.] That's the big secret you've been hiding all this time? Pretty good disguise.
notabluesbro: ([Awww] Why not?)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-04-19 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right? I guess he hides the ears under all that broom hair.

Wasn't aware rabbits ate donuts, though.

[oh am i supposed to let go

because i'm not]

Nami, don't you agree he needs to compensate for my wasted time and effort? I mean, look at that poor crib.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I want my mommy!!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-19 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
AW! Come on guys! I don't look anything like a rabbit!

OUCH! And I TOLD you'd I'd get you a new one IF YOU GOT YOUR ASS OFF OF ME!
mikangirl: (teehee)

This thread now magically taking place on the 16th |D

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-04-21 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, definitely. [Answering Wolfwood like Vash never spoke.] Especially with the lack of cribs in this place. Vash really has to learn not to break something so irreplaceable.
notabluesbro: ([Surprise] YOU'RE the outlaw?)

so magical

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-04-23 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, true, true. I wonder how I should reprimand him. Maybe break his bed leg...

[stop wiggling, spikey]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Vash thinks you're dumb)

Heck, I bet this has happened more than once with these two anyway

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-23 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you dare touch my bed, Wolfwood. Otherwise catnip may somehow get rubbed all over your things.
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (o rly)

I could've sworn I replied to this 8|a

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-04-28 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Cut his hair. [Helpful suggestion from the peanut gallery.]
Edited 2012-04-28 03:58 (UTC)
notabluesbro: ([Derp] He put what where now?)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-04-29 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Aa, that's an excellent suggestion. How about it, spikey? Want to be baldy from now on?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Let me tell you about my besssst friend)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-29 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Not unless you want to find out how hot sauce tastes in all of your food from now on.
mikangirl: (eh what can you do)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-04-30 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Really, Vash. First the crib and now poisoning his food? What kind of friend are you?
notabluesbro: ([Smoking] Well I wouldn't put it like th)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-04-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You see what I have to deal with? He's just the rudest guy.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I want my mommy!!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-05-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
ME!? I wouldn't have even thought to do that before you two started talking about shaving me!
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (why hello)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-05-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Who mentioned shaving? Now you're putting words into our mouths.
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