notabluesbro | 33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]

[When the voices suddenly come on, the entire screen's black--prooobably because someone's ass is crushing the journal. Maybe Wolfwood's. Of course, he's too busy not noticing because-]

Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.

What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!

[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.

I am right!

It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?

[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...

[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!

Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.

That's not my job! I don't want cats--!

[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....

Spikey.

... A-aha. Yeah?

Did you break it.
....

WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK

Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]

ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!

UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--

A LEG FOR A LEG!!

THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!

[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well, hey, a femur bone can be pretty tough, y'know.

Get your OWN femur bone! This one is mine and I like it right where it is!

Oh, but it's going to a good cause! It's for a baby's bed and that is certainly a good deed if I've ever heard one.

Hear that, Vash? A really good deed! Just think of how nice that is of you to lend.

Well, too bad. I have no interest in being a good samaritan. That's the dad's job.

It's everyone's job to be a good person, isn't it? Not just the father's.

That's definitely right. Isn't it, Vash?

Hey! I'm a MILLION times a better person than you! You don't even know how to be a decent priest! I think I know more about being a priest than you do!

Then Vash-san won't mind lending a leg to the crib until it repairs itself since he's a million times better of a person!

Exactly!

[twinkle sparkle

vash do you feel like you always lose?

because you're losing]

[Vash gives up. Slamming his head into the floor and pounding away at the floor with the fist.] What did I do to deserve people like these, mama!? I always try to do my best and be good! But everyone is always picking on me and beating me up!

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

[Whoa, that doesn't sound good. Souji listens for a moment at the pounding and thumping.]

Alternatively, you could just fix the crib with hammer and nails, you know.

Bah, don't mind him, he's just an over-dramatic baby.

You hear that, spikey? Hammer and nails. Better get to it or I'll throw you into a lake with weights on your feet.

[YEAH, OVER-DRAMATIC GUY.]

I can't. You broke my leg. AND I'M NOT BEING OVER DRAMATIC!

You know if you throw him into a lake, you'll still not get your crib fixed.

[just a thought, you crazy boys]

Also I wouldn't tell someone who is willing to throw you into a lake for a crib that you can't do something. It seems unwise.

No, but I'll feel better about having a broken crib. Of course, I could just alert the mother of this baby that someone ruined her child's first bed to sleep in.

[ELBOWS.]

OWWW! N-no need to do that! We'll fix this! Besides! You don't want to upset her in her delicate position after all!

Ooh, is the mother scarier than the father?

Right now?

Yes. Yes she is.

[in many, many ways]

And she's super strong too!

Mothers are supposed to be strong though, yes? That is what I've heard.

Oh, but she's always been tough. Nothing to do with being a mom.

So she's strong... times ten.

Mothers are such interesting creatures. Vash-san better be careful or she might actually take your leg to replace the one you broke on the crib.

33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]

voice

voice

voice

Re: voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice

voice