Nicholas D. Wolfwood (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
notabluesbro) wrote2012-04-18 01:47 pm
notabluesbro) wrote2012-04-18 01:47 pm
33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]
[When the voices suddenly come on, the entire screen's black--prooobably because someone's ass is crushing the journal. Maybe Wolfwood's. Of course, he's too busy not noticing because-]
Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.
What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!
[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.
I am right!
It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?
[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...
[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!
Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.
That's not my job! I don't want cats--!
[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....
Spikey.
... A-aha. Yeah?
Did you break it.
....
WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK
Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]
ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!
UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--
A LEG FOR A LEG!!
THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!
[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]
Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.
What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!
[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.
I am right!
It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?
[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...
[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!
Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.
That's not my job! I don't want cats--!
[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....
Spikey.
... A-aha. Yeah?
Did you break it.
....
WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK
Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]
ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!
UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--
A LEG FOR A LEG!!
THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!
[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]
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