notabluesbro | 33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]

[When the voices suddenly come on, the entire screen's black--prooobably because someone's ass is crushing the journal. Maybe Wolfwood's. Of course, he's too busy not noticing because-]

Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.

What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!

[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.

I am right!

It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?

[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...

[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!

Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.

That's not my job! I don't want cats--!

[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....

Spikey.

... A-aha. Yeah?

Did you break it.
....

WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK

Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]

ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!

UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--

A LEG FOR A LEG!!

THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!

[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]

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I can promise! You can, too, right Vash?

[less breaking stuff, riiiight?]

Yeah, yeah. I can promise too. And more than you can.

All right, good. If anything else breaks though, just let me know and I can come over to fix it. [She approaches the crib again, and inspects it curiously. It looks a bit like what she thinks it is, but...still different. If it is what Miyabi thinks it is, then--]

...Is someone having a baby?! [8DD]

Well, of course! Me and my wife are expecting a little kiddo soon.

[silly miyabi, you JUST now notice. tsk tsk]

Hence why he got over angry at such a little detail as a broken crib leg. Expecting parents tend to be over dramatic.

[Hey, she's never seen a crib like that before, okay? Her people use hollowed out acorn or walnut shells for their cribs. BUT OMIGODS, BABY. They're going to have a baby! A little, tiny, adorable baby!

]

Aaah, congratulations to you both! You must be so excited! Is she expecting soon? Can I see the baby when it arrives?! Oh, you have to show everyone!

Vash! [ROUNDING ON YOU NOW. WITH A WAGGLING LITTLE FINGER.] Don't talk like that! Of course Mister Wolfwood would be angry, that's where his baby's going to sleep! You'd be angry too, if someone broke the place you had set aside to make your newborn baby the most comfortable!

Besides, you're clumsy. [Huff.]

Yeah, Vash. Don't insult my parental instincts!

[now where was i]

She'll be expecting sometime around the middle of May, if the estimation're right. You can definitely come and visit with the kiddo.

[Vash huffs, putting his hands on his hips and turning his face away from the pair as he mumbles to himself.]

Hmph! I'm not that clumsy. Everyone makes a mistake now and then.

Yes, but you make much more than a mistake. [Miyabi grins at Vash, enjoying the playful teasing, before turning back to Wolfwood with a wider grin.]

I'd love to, thank you very much! But only when you're all ready. I'd hate to be a bother with the stress of everything.

Are you kidding? You, a bother? Considering my neighbors are the straw hats and the state of my house most of the time, you're a welcomed sight. I've been learning how to balance stress levels around here.

[by beating up vash, duh]

You know you're welcome here anytime Miyabi! My room could actually use another painting actually!

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