33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]

[notabluesbro]

[When the voices suddenly come on, the entire screen's black--prooobably because someone's ass is crushing the journal. Maybe Wolfwood's. Of course, he's too busy not noticing because-]

Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.

What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!

[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.

I am right!

It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?

[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...

[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!

Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.

That's not my job! I don't want cats--!

[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....

Spikey.

... A-aha. Yeah?

Did you break it.
.... 

WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK

Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]

ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!

UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--

A LEG FOR A LEG!!



THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!

[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]

Comments

voice

[ahappylie]

[pfffffffffffffffthahahahahaha why are you guys are amusing? you're giving souji cricks in his side from laughing too hard]

voice

[notabluesbro]

... Huh, someone's laughing at your misery.

I should make a 'television' show out of this, or something.

voice

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is just going to go ahead and do what any manly man would do in this situation.





Start sobbing for his poor broken and now dead dignity.]

People can be so cruel to those in need! Speaking of those in need... AREN'T PRIESTS SUPPOSE TO HELP THEM!?

voice

[ahappylie]

[Okay, okay, time to say something]

Really, I'm laughing at both of you.

[Yup, nice and helpful]

voice

[notabluesbro]

[Sigh.]

I'm telling you, the instructions are all wrong. It's not something to laugh about!

...

Especially now that it only has three legs to stand on.

[he just ignored you, vash

because he hates you rn, duh]

voice

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, well, we can replace THAT leg! I can't replace mine! SO LET GO!

voice

[ahappylie]

Hm~ I don't know. I thought it was kind of funny. How can the instructions be wrong?

[Yep, Vash, can you hear Souji's worry? It's just coming through in volumes.]

Maybe you can use Vash-san's leg as a replacement.

voice

[notabluesbro]

...

That's a pretty good idea, actually.....

voice

[goldenglasses]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? I need new friends. [Sob.] Besides! My leg wouldn't be a sturdy replacement at all!

voice

[ahappylie]

Well, if your leg isn't very sturdy, then you won't mind changing it out for a new one, right?

voice

[notabluesbro]

Well, hey, a femur bone can be pretty tough, y'know.

voice

[goldenglasses]

Get your OWN femur bone! This one is mine and I like it right where it is!

voice

[ahappylie]

Oh, but it's going to a good cause! It's for a baby's bed and that is certainly a good deed if I've ever heard one.

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[notabluesbro]

Hear that, Vash? A really good deed! Just think of how nice that is of you to lend.

voice

[goldenglasses]

Well, too bad. I have no interest in being a good samaritan. That's the dad's job.

voice

[ahappylie]

It's everyone's job to be a good person, isn't it? Not just the father's.

voice

[notabluesbro]

That's definitely right. Isn't it, Vash?

voice

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I'm a MILLION times a better person than you! You don't even know how to be a decent priest! I think I know more about being a priest than you do!

voice

[ahappylie]

Then Vash-san won't mind lending a leg to the crib until it repairs itself since he's a million times better of a person!

voice

[notabluesbro]

Exactly!

[twinkle sparkle

vash do you feel like you always lose?

because you're losing]

voice

[goldenglasses]

[Vash gives up. Slamming his head into the floor and pounding away at the floor with the fist.] What did I do to deserve people like these, mama!? I always try to do my best and be good! But everyone is always picking on me and beating me up!

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

voice

[ahappylie]

[Whoa, that doesn't sound good. Souji listens for a moment at the pounding and thumping.]

Alternatively, you could just fix the crib with hammer and nails, you know.

voice

[notabluesbro]

Bah, don't mind him, he's just an over-dramatic baby.

You hear that, spikey? Hammer and nails. Better get to it or I'll throw you into a lake with weights on your feet.

[YEAH, OVER-DRAMATIC GUY.]

voice

[goldenglasses]

I can't. You broke my leg. AND I'M NOT BEING OVER DRAMATIC!

voice

[ahappylie]

You know if you throw him into a lake, you'll still not get your crib fixed.

[just a thought, you crazy boys]

Also I wouldn't tell someone who is willing to throw you into a lake for a crib that you can't do something. It seems unwise.