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33rd Confession [Butt-Video... Voice... Video...?]

[When the voices suddenly come on, the entire screen's black--prooobably because someone's ass is crushing the journal. Maybe Wolfwood's. Of course, he's too busy not noticing because-]

Iiii don't think that's right, needle noggin.

What? That's what the instructions say! You're just being stubborn because you got it all wrong...!

[there's the sound of waving paper] Ha, very funny, you being right.

I am right!

It's upside down, you idiot.... Why did I ask for your help again?

[...mumble mumble] There're so many steps...

[grumble grumble] It's a demon crib; it just won't let us build it. She's going to have a baby and we'll be stuck in the front mashing crib legs together--and could you get those damn cats outta' here! They're distracting!

Aww, what? They're just hungry! Maybe if someone fed them like a decent preacherman.

That's not my job! I don't want cats--!

[... Are you two married or something. Milly would wonde--CRACK]
....

Spikey.

... A-aha. Yeah?

Did you break it.
....

WOLFWOOD NOOOOOO [CRACK

Oh look, you can see the two of them now! Wolfwood is very sweetly bending Vash's leg at an impossible angle in the middle of a sadly wilted crib that VASH RUINED GODDAMMIT]

ERUGHGH!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY--

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A CRIB IN THIS PLACE?!

UNCLE! UNCLEEEEEE!!! MY LEG'S BREAKING, AAAAA--

A LEG FOR A LEG!!

THAT'S SORT OF HARSH--EIEIEIEIEI!!

[[ooc: ... dual-post. enjoy two idiots.]]

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GRAHHHH! SAVE ME MIYA! HE'S PURE EVIL!

Just don't really give him anything, okay? He's also a pure jerk.

[Dear gods, she's going to have to clobber this guy once she finds him. Waving her hands frantically to the camera, Miyabi urges him to just STOP.]

If you don't kill him, I'll fix whatever it is Vash broke in no time at all! I'll come over right away, too! Just don't break him.

[hohohoho

miyabi you so adorbs

GREAT FOR TROLLING]

... Or I could beat him up with the leg he broke off... huehuehuehue...!

Wait- WHAT?!

THOU SHALL NOT KILL OR MAIM REMEMBER!? WHAT KIND OF CHURCHMAN ARE YOU?!

[Okay, so he added a little bit of his own words in there. Still, he has a point!]

[MOTHER GODDESS, WHAT IS THAT FACE EVEN SOB. Mister, don't you make her go feudal on your behind. 8|;;]

DON'T DO THAT!! [Huffhuff.] I said I can fix it, and I will! But you have to leave Vash alone!

[Pffftheheheh. |D

Fine, fine. He drops Vash like a pile of rocks.]

Alright! Then Miss Miyabi'll give a hand throwing together a baby bed in return for Vash's unbroken legs?

Ahh, you're my hero Miyabi! And the only one who would help. Tch. Some friends I've got.

Yes, I'll fix it. [GODS, how many times does she have to say that? Whatever, Vash is out of harm's way for now.] I'll be over as soon as I can. In the meantime, Mr. Wolfwood, you're not to lay a hand on Vash either, do you hear me?

...And Vash, you need to be more careful. [YOU'RE AT FAULT HERE TOO, MISTER.]

[Just a hand? Excellent. He drops Vash's leg and continues to sit on his back like he's a bench. Sigh.]

Careful isn't in his vocabulary, y'know.

How'm I going to explain to Milly that we'll have to tape and nail a crib together?

[Vash doesn't get the loophole Wolfwood thinks he's found. He reaches up and tries to push the preacher-man off.] Come on, Wolfwood! Get off me! You're not exactly light!

Oh, I know it isn't. [Er--ahem. Miyabi sighs and leaves the journal camera's view to get ready. She looks out the window and sighs at the rain. Better grab a cloak, too... Hopefully a bird like a crow wouldn't mind flying in the rain. If not, then it's gonna be a long soggy walk, even if she does size herself up. It's times like these that Miyabi really wishes Mist Warp could be used in Luceti.]

If you wait patiently, you won't have to nail or paste anything together. I'm leaving, just wait until I get there and it'll be as good as new, I promise. Where are you all living now, so I get the place right.

Right next to the Straw Hats. Meet me in... 30 minutes, or the hostage gets his hair cut.

Buzz-cut.

I am a father on a mission.

[double-meaning, we can work with it]

WOLFWOOD! IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND YOU'RE GOING TO EVEN GET TO TOUCH MY HAIR, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!

I'll make it in time.

[And, seeing as how the Straw Hat house (and the Trigun house as well) are within short walking distance of the cherry tree hill where Miyabi lives, the girl manages to make it in little to no time at all - about ten or so minutes.

She'll have even sized herself up as well, so as to save time. Knock, knock.]

[Oh, excellent! The door's cracked for you! And Vash is probably complaining on the couch while Wolfwood breaks out a power tool or two. Probably complaining because Wolfwood has graciously tied him up with sturdy rope and threw him on the cushion nonchalantly.

Yep. Trigun Household.]

Keep it down, hostage. I'm trying to understand these instructions.

[Indeed Vash is roped up and sitting on the couch. It really sucks sometimes having a friend like Wolfwood. Not that Vash seems to really mind the ropes at all as he keeps bickering with Wolfwood.] Yeah! Like you'll ever get them! You'll fix it just about as well as you fix that stupid bike of yours! Do even know how to USE those things?!

[Miyabi pushes open the door, muttering that she's coming inside, and...is greeted to that happy little sight. Oh, for the love of... Sighing, and rubbing his face with a single hand. Miyabi goes over to Vash first, to try and untie him.]

Did you really have to go to these measures?

[working with mah back turned to you over hither

huff puff]

Bah, he's probably already untied himself and thinking of a way to sneak off and leave me with the clean-up effort.

What!? No! Never! Your knots are way too tight for me to slip! [Although Miyabi will be able to see that Wolfwood is completely right. Vash has already slipped those ropes and WAS just waiting for a good moment to slip away.]

[Oh, she sees, and blinks once she does. Really? I mean, really? She gives Vash a look first, that she isn't exactly impressed, then sighs. These two...]

Well, whether he did or didn't, he can help. I need both of you to hold the broken pieces together - just enough so it looks like what it's supposed to look like. I can fix it a whole lot better if it's in once piece first.

[She's already slipping her sword from its holster. A bit of divine intervention should do the trick with this little oops!]

[blink blink]

With a sword?

[Vash stands and grabs one end of the broken leg. Having seen a little bit of what Miyabi is capable.]

Just give her a chance, alright?

With a brush, actually. [She holds up her blade, sheath and all, and has Wolfwood examine it for a moment. or, well, the hilt, with is topped with a well maintained calligraphy brush.] I can fix a lot of things with Sumomo's help.

[She goes back towards Vash, checking over the crib.] That should be good, Vash, hold it there! There aren't any other pieces, are there?

... Huh. A brush.

[He rubs his chin.]

Alrighty then. I think that's all the pieces! Right, Mr. Crib-breaker?

Yeah it's- I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE OKAY!?

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